eskimo volcanoe

When a male accidently ejaculates in his trousers.

Malcom looked like a melvin when he had that eskimo volcanoe after seeing Justins ass crack.

by Pecan Sandy November 6, 2007

and then a volcano erupted

After someone tells a boring or mundane story, or a joke that nobody laughs at, conclude it by explaining that a volcano erupted afterwards

Olivia: I was doing my washing up when the sink overflowed and my feet got wet.
Mike: And then a volcano erupted.

Eric: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Alex: Why?
Eric: Because there was no traffic coming.
Alex: And then a volcano erupted.

by ManfredPang July 3, 2011

Volcano Alley

What it's called when you Watch People Shit on Glass Right In Front of your Face or Directly On You.

Jason got underneath the glass coffee table and asked the stripper for A volcano alley.

by Big Pun 333 September 8, 2018

Chowder volcano

The art of farting loads of sperm out of your ass.

My boyfriend was so aggressive last night he had my ass full , so I showed him the chowder volcano to empty my ass.

by Thomas broadway September 28, 2021

Yellowstone volcano

When after good gaping anal you slide few mentoses in his/her rectum and add coca cola.

-So how was your date with Stacy?
-Dude, I totally gave her a yellowstone volcano yesterday.

by Heirlotte December 15, 2021

Hawaiian Volcano

Giving someone a blowjob underwater upside down until they cum. You then proceed to blow it out your nose causing it to float to the top of the water like an underwater smokestack.

Susie started to choke after she gave me a Hawaiian Volcano.

by TheArbiter21 June 14, 2016

Icelandic volcano

When something small and of little significance causes a major and disproportionate clusterf*** for a huge number of people.

Boss: Why were you late for work?

Employee: A car broke down on I-5 and turned into an Icelandic volcano... I couldn't move for hours.

by retailguy April 18, 2010