A lemon is an attractive woman who has no other possitive attributes. There only purpose in life is to be thought about while you wank.
What about that one with long dark hair?
No mate, she used to be on same Job Club as me, she nothing but a lemon
No mate, she used to be on same Job Club as me, she nothing but a lemon
by mr smith March 8, 2005
Get the lemonmug. abbreviated cockney rhyming slang for cocaine. short for lemon barley (which rhymes with charlie). only the first word is used.
by lemonized January 4, 2009
Get the lemonmug. by Dyke Haiku August 17, 2018
Get the lemonmug. 1. Killer P: It's a lot right now, lemon I can bun, blud
Flow Dan: Lemon season, cuz
2. Wiley senior, lemon will lean-ya
Flow Dan: Lemon season, cuz
2. Wiley senior, lemon will lean-ya
by gangafarma July 7, 2008
Get the Lemonmug. A term meaning any fanfiction in which sex between two or more people occurs. can be any sexual preference, yaoi, yuri, straight, sometimes even includes nothing but group masturbation.
by Lemon_Queen February 6, 2004
Get the lemonmug. the facial expression made when:
1)An individual hears or sees something 'heartrending' and reacts by screwing their face up as if they had just eaten lots of lemons
2) an individual is deeply upset and looks bitter
1)An individual hears or sees something 'heartrending' and reacts by screwing their face up as if they had just eaten lots of lemons
2) an individual is deeply upset and looks bitter
"man, trust me when she started singing I was showing bare lemons"
"I aint into that girl, she just looks lemons"
"I aint into that girl, she just looks lemons"
by IsaiahDee June 16, 2005
Get the lemonsmug. by Noodle Fart May 30, 2017
Get the Lemoningmug.