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grandma purse

A big purse that usually grandma's have but I have recently seen them on young ladies.
Ryann (sophmore) has a grandma purse.
by robby March 2, 2004
mugGet the grandma pursemug.

fake grandma

When a girl acts all mature and too smart for everyone. Also connected to having an awful haircut that makes her look even more like an old woman. She is really annoying and does't want to participate in any team work because she thinks she's way too mature for that. Usually also kind of vain and likes to pretend to have an accent when in fact she pronounces the words like no other accent. Doesn't know how to have fun and NEVER drinks OR dances on any party. Just goes there to pretend to be more mature than the others. Also all nerdy and wants teachers to like her above others. Always does all the work and never on any condition will skip a class even if all the other students decide so. goes to sleep at like 7 everyday. a rule: NEVER HAS FUN ANYWHERE
"Look at this fake teen grandma reading her homework proudly, faking the accent."

A: "Everybody decided to wear a mask! It was a team competition. Only the fake grandma decided not to put a mask on, because she's too good for that."
B: "Well she doesn't need a mask. She's faking a grandma everyyyyday."

A: "Who will you invite to your party?"
B: "Deffo not the fake grandma. I don't need a grumpy sober 'to good for you' awful looking vain person there."
by hatelies February 13, 2013
mugGet the fake grandmamug.

grandma bubbas

Amazing name for independent, confident, thing
In relations to names such as cyril and fat pat
by Grandmabubbasandfatpat April 8, 2022
mugGet the grandma bubbasmug.

Grandma's Silver

A sleeping position in which 3 or more people rest in a spoon configuration.
"We had to fit four campers in that little tent, and it was friggin' cold, so we pulled a Grandma's Silver."
by K Strizzle October 24, 2011
mugGet the Grandma's Silvermug.

Japanese Grandma

A drink made with equal parts sake and prune juice.
I can't remember the rest of the night after I had that Japanese Grandma but I know I had the best shit of my life
by mortoniodizedsalt March 23, 2022
mugGet the Japanese Grandmamug.

Greasy Grandma

A stank-ass vagina. This cooter doesn’t get fishy, it gets greasy. This is a vagina that you can smell a mile away. It makes the room humid.
Oh my god who brought their girlfriend’s greasy grandma to the party? Don’t they know how to wash themselves?
by sworensen June 1, 2019
mugGet the Greasy Grandmamug.

Grandma Language

The employment of intelligent, high sounding vocabulary at times when it is unnecessary, ie., Facebook. Named grandma language in that the vernacular lacks common day slang and usually employs more educated words.
Dang! Why does Courtney always use grandma language? Can't she just talk like everyone else? Geez!
by gmalanguageuser December 13, 2010
mugGet the Grandma Languagemug.

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