Colonial Murderer

A killer who dresses as a knight and burns the letter "C" into her victims bodies as a trademark.

Watson: There seems to be a "C" burnt into the victims body, could this be the work of the Colonial murderer?

Sherlock: Brilliant deduction, Watson!

by Nickuhcrazy August 22, 2008

Colonial Wook

A wook but like in colonial times. Often found hanging outside the local tavern bumming pipe tobacco and retelling stories about the fife and drum show from Williamsburg fall 1772.

That colonial wook was selling Virginia snuff for $5 a gram can you believe that shit?

by anonymous April 17, 2022

Carpet Colony

A carpet colony is the spontaneous on your carpet that you regularly ejaculated on. It's often crunchy and scratchy to the touch.

I sat on Jim's couch and instantly regretting not wearing shoes. I found his carpet colony.

by MrWord2016 November 13, 2016

Colonial tendency

A tendency to force assimilation regimes upon the masses with tactics such as violence, coercion and fellandering.

Wow that Aussie sure has been trying to colonise me all day, he really has a colonial tendency

by Ms.she. November 4, 2018

Vernacular colonialism

The process through which black slang and vernacular is co opted to become part of "internet culture". Terms like "simp" "woke" and "lit" that have been used for years in the black community and black Twitter become mainstream, leading white people to think the terms belong to them, ignorant of their origins.

Brian: You seen that Kevin, that kids a simp.
Keisha: Vernacular colonialism, at it again.

by Ewyan June 21, 2020

Colonial Republic

A republic with colonies

The French Republic is a good example of a Colonial Republic

by Mr I like cheese January 17, 2024

Colonial Middle School

istg this school makes me wanna shit my pants. The teachers here don’t care abt the fights that happen here they just let it happen. You wanna live? Don’t go here. Also prettu sure on early dissmissal days they all fuck each other during team meetings (colonial orgy ig?)

me: I like colonial middle school
you: that’s a lie

by peepee222 July 5, 2023