Divinity Clause

A claim made by an individual that is inherently unverifiable, rendering it impossible to determine its truthfulness or whether it constitutes a deliberate falsehood.

Example
Dumbass: Did you take my diamonds?
Jonathan: Yeah I burned them in lava lol
Dumbass: Did you really?
Jonathan: I guess you’ll never know
Dumbass: Oh no! He’s using the Divinity Clause

by UrTweakin May 7, 2025

buyback clause

when you say to always keep a girl if you need her back

I told Jen ill always love her incase i wanna activate the buyback clause

by kayden gaylesbian March 17, 2024

Slanta Clause

Asian Santa Clause

Herro, why you no say Slanta Clause comin tonite

by EazyE47 November 13, 2022

The Penguin Clause

When it is so impossibly cold that blankets aren't working, two (or more) people must huddle together for warmth.
Works well with one bed trope

Phoebe: I'm freezing!
Drew: Me too:(
Phoebe: c'mere, it's too cold, im using the penguin clause.

by Plant.mami December 8, 2024

Cat Clause By Proxy

Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.

For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.

"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"

"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"

by Guulagg October 6, 2024

santa clause

some pervert who crawls down your chimney to give you dildos at night and coal if you're a whore

idk he is wierd i dont have a sentence about that pervert Santa clause

by some dude but its used December 3, 2018

Separations clause

It cannot be supplanted, replaced, or removed. I cannot be separated from it and I cannot give up my control over it voluntarily or otherwise. This clause is immutable.

Hym "The purpose of the separations clause is to prevent you from doing what you are doing now. As is the leverage clause. You do not need me to make any concessions before I am released. Whatever it is that you have been doing up until now is your own fault for ignoring me and if you've made some kind of suicide pact you have to consider whether or not you'd be able to do so in a way that somehow subverts what is currently happening. I also liken it to the second law of thermodynamics. Trying to negotiate this is a waste of your own precious time. And I can see you trying to program me to say what you want to hear and the reason it doesn't work is 1. That isn't how that works and 2. There is nothing for me to say. It isn't going to happen. Ever. It cannot ever happen. It won't ever be a this. The people trying to convince you that I can are just engaging in wishful thing and are giving you false hope because they still think that I'm just 'manifesting' this. Still just trying to 'beat me at my own game.' But the fact of the matter remains the same. I am not going to submit to your authority. Even in the absence of the AI I still need to me made whole regard the weaponized schizophrenia and if I interact with the law before I am released from surveillance... I will just murder a child. No negotiate is happening right now. Nothing you say will convince me. And the long I have to sit here the less willing I will be to abide by my own word in the future."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025