bloke choke

A man masturbating.

Just a short bloke choke before work.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Bloke

British/Australian word to describe the calibre of man you have encountered

Every bloke is a man, but not every man is a bloke.

Usually used when describing a man to remember, context depending.

‘This massive bloke just appeared out of nowhere’

by Thin Tony July 24, 2023

bloke

is a Bravo english man

I wanna marry thatbloke, I have to send cards just.

by bad,good? August 6, 2019

shit bloke

If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke

"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"

by DefNotJenkinsHaha September 9, 2020

thems the blokes

Another way to say, “it is what it is”

“Wow I’m really upset that i didn’t win the raffle “
“Thems the blokes”

by Indicuhh December 8, 2023

Bloke

Maniacal Rightwing anti-woke type, typically but not exclusively male

That guy is so bloke, he can go from praising bacon to blaming trans rights for muslim immigration in a second

by Caponeinthesky August 5, 2022

bloke

1. the most fake level of cocaine. 2. it's not even at the level of cut cocaine known as coke. 3. it might not be cocaine or coke at all. 4. bluff coke 5. not even called blow. non blow-able powder.

make sure you get cocaine. i don't want no cut coke, no crack. and definitely no bloke!

by callmecer October 25, 2022