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someone who is bored on the internet and is now reviewing urban dictionary words
by rew rapper April 18, 2020
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milking the internet

taking full advantage of free downloadable files online, mainly mp3's but also movies, photos etc., and by that experiencing an emotional high that makes it hard to stop downloading more and more.
A: "you look kinda tired. long night?"
B: "yeah i've been milking the internet non-stop. once i start it's just too difficult to quit."
by speedyconkiwi October 10, 2009
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MJ the internet pimp

1. A disease carrying member of the male sex who should be expelled and condemned to live alone on an island full of people like himself.

2. Someone who is balding and who's hair is never coming back.

3. Someone who is a 'wanna-be pimp.'

4. Someone who likes to pretend like his penis is longer and works better than it really is or does. It is never been more than seven inches, and no, it's not that fun.

5. My biggest and most regretted mistake.

6. Someone who is married to a Don King look alike who hasn't discovered "FrizzEase" yet.
"Hey man, look at that ugly motherfucking fool walking down the street with that beautiful princess! That guy is such a 'MJ the internet pimp,' how did he get with her?"
by MzLady214 August 12, 2006
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won the internet

When on social media one says, does, or expresses something that just blows everyone's mind.
Chris just posted an epic poem about monster trucks, beer & Kid Rock. Sarah commented that he just won the internet.
by Justinsideyou October 31, 2020
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Rule 101 of the Internet

101. There will always be fappers in chat rooms. No exceptions.
Come on, we all know it's true. Do we really need an example?Rule 101 of the Internet has been proven too many times.
by Jeffykins October 15, 2012
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Fuck the Internet

When you can't handle wasting your time on your computer anymore, you first yell this phrase, and then proceed to put your ding-dong inside your computer, thinking that you're solving the world's problems.
Man, that's it! Fuck the Internet! I'll show you! (ding-dong gets inserted)
(Two months later) Where did I get nut cancer from?
by Benjawoman October 26, 2015
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