Tijuana dentist

Surprising this is not available on the Web: I've burrowed around and cannot find it. It is probably Hollywood slang from the 1940s, when it was common to travel across the US / Mexican border to get excellent dental work for a quarter of what you'd pay in California - remembering that anybody with aspirations to go before a movie camera must have a better-than-perfect smile.

"Tijuana Dentist" is a euphemism for crossing the border to get a quick abortion, if you happen to be an aspiring starlet who gets knocked up. In that era there was no easy path to a legal pulling of the rabbit. So if you were expecting and did not expect to expect you would tell everyone you were going to Tijuana to get your teeth fixed.

If you say "She's taken a week off to go see a Tijuana Dentist" it means the young lady in question has made a quick trip South of the Border to get a fetus yanked.

by SpeedyBB April 3, 2022

The Dentist

A sex move in which you put tooth paste behind your foreskin and brush a girls teeth with it. Putting the tooth paste like this allows for a timed release.

Oh man I met this hot chick last night and i totally gave her "The Dentist."

by Culinary & The Wreck October 17, 2008

Dentisting

Ejaculating semen onto the pubes of someone, after which you put your teeth on it and 'brush your teeth' with her pubes and your semen.

"Yeah bro, she said she loved it when I was dentisting her!"

"I can't wait to be dentisting on her pubes!"

by Jo de Jong January 11, 2019

dentist gravy

The best name you can give your child.

Sound: 10/10
Syllables: 10/10
Spelling: Adaptable
Nicknames: Den, Denny, Tessa, Gray, Vi.

Dentist Gravy. Need I say more?

"Hey, what's your name?"
"Hi, I'm Dentist Gravy!"

by sageywagey January 16, 2022

Dentist

A type of social worker with a hygiene kink who considers themselves doctors because they know how to brush their teeth.

"Oh mom my tooths hurting can we go to a dentist?"
"No Janet shes a TikToker now lets go to a real doctor instead"

by momoniemoproblem September 12, 2023

Dentist

that bitch that tells you to open your mouth and the proceeds to talk to u

Dentist: okay open your mouth
kid:*opens mouth*
Dentist:WIDER KID
kid:*opens mouth wider*
Dentist: ...
kid: ...
Dentist: SO hows your day going?
kid: o reli bah ih dihint waht toh goh tooh tha detish

by anonymous May 27, 2022

financial dentist

Refers to someone who provides a low-income person with the most ideal and reasonable/healthy type of monetary assistance --- he simply "fills in the gaps" in the indigent person's financial life, such as purchasing economy-grade groceries, buying a few separate tools (extra points if the person requests/accepts used tools from a thrift store or yard sale) to replace broken/worn/missing ones in the person's toolbox, providing maintenance/repair materials to fix/upgrade things around the person's house, and so on.

Financially-solvent dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany only asks me to be a financial dentist for her, rather than expecting me to buy her everything under the sun. Plus not only does she never try to pressure me to go along on any of her boring mall-shopping trips, but she also always cuddles up with me while I'm browsing Amazon/E-Bay to locate the lowest price on the occasional replacement item or tape/disc that she wants, and accompanies me hand-in-hand to Goodwill or the local pawn-shops/thrift-stores whenever I go scrounging for bargains on the few simple household/recreational items that she does ask me for... her warm-hearted gratitude-filled companionship during these somewhat-tedious endeavors is an welcome bonus all on its own, of course, but her always being at my side also means that she's right there to actually observe and inspect each of the items that I'm thinking of choosing for her, and so she can more easily/reliably determine if the item I'm looking at is indeed the best choice to fulfill her needs.

by QuacksO August 15, 2017