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Fun Crusher Two-Flusher

A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).
"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."
by GullibleZine September 3, 2006
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soul-crusher

Some Sweat, Some Meme. How about a little of both?
Idk wut to type in here for the sentence soooooooo, Soul-crushers are kinda nice
by Pyro-Raptor November 12, 2019
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Christmas Crusher

the moment you realize what you want for Christmas...
on Christmas Eve.
December 2: Jenn- "Hey Laura, what do you want for Christmas?" Laura- "Hell if I know.."

December 24: Laura- "Dammit! I want *insert item here* so badly!" Jenn- "Too late now..." Laura- "Well that sure is a Christmas Crusher."
by ScarettRose December 27, 2011
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taco crusher

Aggressively giving a woman oral sex
I knew I liked Mike, but I think I'm in love after I found out he's a taco crusher.
by BigByll August 18, 2018
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Crusher

Individual who uses psychological violence to legitimate itself through abuses, insults and angry attitude against a specific person/ few people chosen as a victim.
This people have excellent social skills and most of those surrounding them don't even notice their violences because who is attacked are people with severe socialization issues.
Generally they lash out whenever can find a minimum excuse, generally when the victim make all kind of mistakes (even the slightest one).
"Man...i don't understand, why..why he yelled isults that way there? I just forgotten the keys, i can bring 'em in five minutes...
- Dude forget about him, he's a crusher."
by Borodilan00 January 17, 2021
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Dream Crusher

When someone limits your aspirations and dampens your souls
Robyn reasonably believed she’d found her forever home, but Tom sat her down and explained why it was never going to happen. He stamped on her ambition, he is a dream crusher.
by SquareTruth August 16, 2024
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condom crusher

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born
Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher

Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude
by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017
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