Fun Crusher Two-Flusher

A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).

"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."

by GullibleZine September 3, 2006

Milf crusher

A guy who bangs moms

Wow, yes I do know that guy! He banged my mom. He's a freaking milf crusher

by Queenjuno June 7, 2017

Quintin quad crusher

Coined by Quintin’s around the world; it’s when Quintin grows his pubic hair out for 1 year, then sprinkles his dandruff and hopefully his pubic lice onto his long ass pubes then crushes his partner with his quads while the lice and dandruff uses the pubes as a ladder onto the persons face

Dude Quintin totally gave me a Quintin quad crusher in the back of Nordstrom rack!

by Appsych November 7, 2025

Dream Crusher

Someone who stamps on your ambition, shuts you down and demoralises you. Does not let you dream.

Robyn reasonably thought she has found her forever home, however Tom sat her down and explained why it would never happen. He destroyed her soul, he is a dream crusher.

by SquareTruth August 16, 2024

Cleveland Crusher

Swinging into a seat on a bus and hitting the person seated in the seat with your legs.

"YO NIGGA IM FINNA CLEVELAND CRUSHER DIS BICH UP NIGGA!"

by Tyler da fucka November 2, 2017

Wesley Crusher

Wesley Crusher is a main character in the sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation for the first three seasons. He's a very bright boy who tends to annoy his adult crewmates, and subsequently many of the TNG fans, even though he is just a kid and he's literally just trying to help out. Some may headcanon him as autistic, which I don't entirely agree with but I can see where they're coming from. Wesley is probably a very nice person to be friends with.

Person 1: I think the end of Wesley Crusher's character arc was a bit rushed.

Person 2: Really? I think it ended in a fitting way .

by space, the final frontier July 14, 2022

closet candy crusher

One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.

Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."

by the mysterious j September 7, 2013