The Geist Clan

The Geist Clan is was an internet clan founded in late 2013 on the website "Comic Vine". The clan was formed when two users named "Yokergeist" and "Pokergeist" started posting threads after another user named "Jokergeist" was temporarily banned. As the three of them grew in popularity, more people began changing their account names to end in "geist". After a few months, around fifty or so people had joined The Geist Clan. The clan would troll, ban raid, and ultimately try to take over the website. In mid 2014, the moderators on Comic Vine moderators broke up a ban raid by the Geists, and banned them all. Some of the higher ranked members moved to various websites, such as IGN and YouTube. The Geist Clan is currently active on the app iFunny, with Yokergeist forming an alliance with another clan called "PUG Army".

"Wow, did you see what The Geist Clan just did?"
"Yeah, they tried invading Comic Vine."

by Yokergeist May 13, 2015

cleaning the clam

aka douching the poon. shove a douche bag into your pussy and then hose that mutha fucka out

"I walked in on nicks little sister cleaning the clam, yeah dude, she hosed that shit every where"

by MDOGG January 22, 2003

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner

This broad enjoys beer bottles more than men. She will dance The Jerk with her bottle when a hot 1980's tune starts playing - something like "Losing My Religion." This long-legged freak of nature will catch the eye of a handsome stranger, set down a nice, tall brewski on the bar and then start deep-throating that mother fucker - the bottle, not the dude. Dude's girlfriend smacks him upside the head for staring. His buddy wants some action so he swiftly walks over and asks the Weiner Cleaner to dance to some thumpin' Tone Loc.

Dude: "Hey baby, nice action on the beer bottle. Wanna dance?"

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner: "I'd rather dance with my beer bottle all night. Besides, you need to ask my girlfriend for permission."

by LouWho2 June 15, 2011

cleaning the tailpipe

The act of oral sex around the anal area.

She wasn't afraid of cleaing his tailpipe even though he took sloppy dumps.

by V November 15, 2002

cleaning the hole

when a girls ass is in the air and a guy sticks his dick in her ass and slaps her ass and then pees in her vagina

steve got drunk and cleaned his girlfriends hole

by jim April 3, 2005

The Colgate Cleaner

While hitting it from the back start brushing ur teeth and when ur done brushing ur teeth spit what u have in ur mouth on her buttholeand stick ur dick in it and nut in her. That way when ur done ur dick and her butt smellsminty fresh.

I did the colgate cleaner on my girlfriend now my dick and her butt smells like toothpaste.

by Grab her by the pussy December 1, 2019

cleaning the plantation

a black woman having a white man's baby

Brazilian women in the poorer classes are always looking for white husbands, they all want to be "cleaning the plantation" (she points at her lower belly) by having as white a baby as possible in the racist and race conscious slums of Rio.

by big daddy daddy daddy September 20, 2013