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Smearing of the bride

An Ancient Greek tradition involving smearing a newlywed woman with honey, particularly in the bosom region
“That was a great wedding. I can’t wait for the smearing of the bride. Giddy up!”
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Bride

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unicorn bride

Noun: a girl no one would ever think someone would marry
Yep, with that face she’s a definite unicorn bride
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Bride Kong

Noun; a very demanding bride but not quite a bridezilla. (From King Kong)
"Alice is being such a bride Kong, I doubt anyone's going to her wedding."
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Mail order bride

Abroad that was ordered from another country
I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.
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Blood Diamond Bride

Any engaged, or recently married woman who wears a diamond ring that comes from the De Beers Corporation. These diamonds are probably bought from human rights violating countries that are waging war against peaceful neighbors.

End note: But then again, it's only six degrees of separation to Kevin Bacon!
A lot of people paid with their lives so she can wear that ring, I bet that she doesn't know her status as a blood diamond bride.
by gravy111 December 2, 2010
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blackmail bride

A woman who tries to blackmail their love interest and/or their significant other to terminate the relationship, in the hopes of securing their love interest for themselves.
Laura is desperate and trying to blackmail bride herself by recording our conversation and using sensitive information against you.
by LM3isAHuge May 3, 2017
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