That's What She Said

Greatest joke ever- used it 4 times today (these are actual stories, nothing is made up), the rest are some of my best

#1- Kid talking about ice cream in a cone "I love it when they stuff it all in"*

#2- Teacher talking about wrong answer to math problem "That's HUGE"*

#3- Kid talking about a Spanish test "It wasn't hard, it was just really long"*

#4- Coach talking about baseball season "It just keeps getting harder and longer, harder and longer"*

- Talking about Gushers "I like it when they explode in my mouth"*

- Kid talking about steak "It's better when it's black"*

- Teacher talking to me about writing an essay on one sheet of paper "I didn't think you could fit it all in"* (He wasn't too happy about that one... lol)

*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

by NoRock King of TWSS: Soul Food April 23, 2009

That's what she said!

A term used to turn any phrase or sentence into a sexual joke.

"What if it gets stuck in there?"
"That's what she said!"

"It's just not gonna fit."
"That's what she said!"

by Piece of pie December 5, 2009

said the pope to the nun

much like that's what your mum said last night, but can be good when that gets old.

Person A: "geez this is stuck, couldja unzip this for me-"

Person B: "-said the pope to the nun"

A & B = lol...

by Mesosade February 28, 2009

that's what she said!

A phrase used when someone says something that could be taken the wrong way.
NOTE: Severely annoying when overused.

Person 1: Why is this so hard?
Person 2: That's what she said!

P1: Hang on, let me grab my pencil.
P2: That's what she said!

P1: That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
P2: That's what sh-
P1: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

by IT'S_OVER_9000 February 22, 2012

that's what you said

Similar to that's what she said, but much more useful because it works in any situation. When you say this to someone else, it will most likely confuse the other person.

Anuj: I ate curry last night.
Tomo: That's what you said!
Anuj: Um... Yeah I did?

by AnusMan2010 July 8, 2010

The Devil said Yeet

When life is going good but for some unknown reason things begin to collapse in on one self.

College was going great but then the Devil said Yeet.

by Green Vampire May 25, 2019

That's what O.J. said

A variant of "That's what she said," giving a feel of what O.J. Simpson would say. Said by people who are guilty but refuse to admit it.

1: A - It wasn't me, I swear!
B - That's what O.J. said!

2: A- I swear, I was framed!
B - That's what O.J. said!

3: A - I didn't do it!
B - That's what O.J. said!

by ReNeGaDeNorman April 30, 2011