Timber Texting

Texting while shitting on the toilet.

I was timber texting you last night after mums fried beans.

by cheabuddyyy4 November 22, 2011

Urban Dictionary Texting

Going on urban dictionary and hitting the random button. What ever word shows up use it in a sentence to text someone. Do this repeatedly

Girl: were u urban dictionary texting me last night?

Guy: nope must be a coincidence.

by Thedude July 26, 2012

Teton Ale

Go to Jackson Hole Wyoming and you will find OTTO BROTHERS BREWING CO. Brewed in Jackson Hole Wyoming since 1988. It's all about the beer!

Teton Ale Otto brothers brewing co is a great brewing company!

by Charles R. Gregg September 9, 2007

Textopottumus

Overweight person texting and sweating perfussly.

Look at that textopottumus over there. Ya, I heard one escaped from the food court earlier. LOL

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

Texting Circle

A bunch of people who stand in a circle as if to talk, but instead all text on their phones people who are not in the circle.

Look at that texting circle over there- its pointless.

by Atlastheninja January 20, 2010

Text_on_the_screen

One of the key members of the MLIA commenting community. Awesome beyond belief.

n00b: I love this post!

Text_on_the_screen: n00b.

by Sea Kitten June 15, 2010

TextInterpretation

The art of being able to instantly interpret a text message laden with misspellings due to typing errors; also used when voice-to-text decodes the wrong word(s) and, based on other information given in the text message, you must decipher what was actually meant to be typed.

TextInterpretation of "I live you" = I love you.

TextInterpretation of "Aee you latee" = See you later.

TextInterpretation of "Where sre yoi?" = Where are you?

Furthermore, voice-to-TextInterpretation: "Should I bring sex tables tomorrow as a side dish?" = Should I bring vegetables tomorrow as a side dish?

by MCBassGuitar December 25, 2010