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anal teetering

Verb: Anal teetering is the act of rubbing and stimulating the asshole to be used as a form of pleasure. Usually during anal teetering the asshole loosens to the point where the finger, dick, tongue or object breaks the cusp of the asshole and penetrates the asshole. In males this usually leads to a premature ejaculation if the receiver of the anal teetering is enjoying it.
Delmiro got his first anal teetering and a came within 4 minutes, he was so embarassed and confused.
by Delnino Teeter January 28, 2008
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Double Texter

One who tries to ignite conversation again after sending a conversation ender to another who does not respond. Annoying.
Alysha: Lol
Riley: *No responce*

Minutes later,

Alysha: So what's up?
Riley: 0_o

DOUBLE TEXTER AHHHH
by Haley Millah January 29, 2010
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texterbating

verb: The act of surreptitiosly texting under a table with one hand.
My students thought they were getting away with something because they were texterbating their friends during class.
by Justin Jensen April 23, 2006
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Tête carrée

1. A French-language slur used against Anglophones in Quebec. It means square head used particularly often against Anglophones who know little French. Commonly used in Eastern Montreal where individuals may be perceived as anti-French for two reasons:

a) It is often assumed that Anglophones are native Montrealers; use of English in this area may be perceived as having an anti-French connotation.

b) Because Francophones in Quebec must take English in school, it is assumed by some Francophones that Anglophones in other parts of Canada should be taking French, and that ignorance of French means a rejection of its importance by these people. It is not widely understood in Quebec that in some areas of Canada students may choose to study a local minority second language.

An Anglophone who tries to order food at a restaurant or ask for help in a shop using English or stumbling French may overhear the term used against them.

2. Used by Francophones against Anglophone bigots and by Francophone bigots against Anglophones. Francophone bigots tend to think that all English Canadians are a homogeneous mass of hateful French-bashers... Rather than a diverse group of people who are mostly quite enamoured with the beauty and culture of La Belle Province.

Because the term is a physical-stereotype, it can be seen as a "racializing slur."

3. The term can be seen as a counterpoint to the term "frog", which is mostly used by Anglophone bigots against Francophones.
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1: Tête carrée:
"Regarde-le donc à la caisse! Un autre tête carré!"
"Look at him at the checkout! Another square-head!"
(For example: This is something you can sometimes overhear at a McDonald's in Montreal-Est, when an Anglophone tries to order but has trouble with the the French names of the items on the menu).
by SuperMétis February 26, 2011
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Tommy Texter

A person who texts non-stop and is texting at literally every moment you look at them!
Cool Tommy Texter, put your fucking phone away Dean.
by dontrellelewis32 December 31, 2011
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teste

The male-gendered equivalent of "bitchy." Pronounced "testy."
I'm outta here; Robert's pulling up to the house. That guy is so teste.
by Moggraider August 2, 2009
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Happy Texter

A person who, when texting, almost always has a smile on their face and appears to be in a good mood even if they aren't.
Sandy is always smiling when she is texting, I guess she must be one of those Happy Texters.

I saw Chelsea smiling white she sent you that text, but don't get your hope up, I think she's just a Happy Texter.
by PattyBadFingers December 13, 2009
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