Take a Lap

When someone does something exponentially stupid, you tell them to "Take a Lap".

At this point, this person will be ashamed and all of your nearby friends and peers will begin laughing heartily at the dumb person.

May also be used when someone tries to use a comeback but no one laughs and thinks poorly of him/her

RJ: Did you know that the polar ice caps are getting bigger?!

Moe: Wtf dude? No way, you're so dumb...

RJ: No your mom came in my mouth!

Moe Lexie and Mark: Take a lap douchebag.

RJ: Idk how to spell lap?

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or

Moe: I laughed at her

Jordan: Your mom made me laugh!

Moe: Take a lap.

Jordan: Swim a lap!

Moe: Take another lap for that one.

by CreamyMoe September 25, 2008

Take You Down To Brown Town

a phrase which is uttered by a man who is about to sodomize another person. Conversely, can be uttered by the sodomee or by someone who wants to perform/receive anilingus.

You better turn that frown upsidedown, cuz i'm about to take you down to brown town baby

by ScribbleyDoibus September 10, 2010

take it easy

1. to keep ones anger under control

2. to work slowly

3. to relax

4. good-bye

Come on, take it easy man.

by The Return of Light Joker August 24, 2008

take notes

this is said when a topic comes up in a conversation and you want to point out someone who needs to learn how to do it.

“Jared needs to take notes on the way that guy is asking a girl out.”

by abirrrgale May 10, 2018

take names

To kill people. Usually used in reference to military actions.

Marines: Kick ass and take names!

by mikwat October 9, 2004

take luck

taken from comedian Brian Reagan. a cross between take care and good luck.

"Take luck and care for it!"

by Meg February 15, 2005

Take No L's

Take No L's, the term meaning one who takes no loses and avoids rejection. Basically a savage.

Bruh 1: Yo Bruh, we taking no L's at the club tonight.
Bruh 2: Yea Take No L's, we not getting stood up.
Bruh 1: And we gon turn up... Straight Savages

by BaseballMan28 December 11, 2016