Tactical Orgasm

Having an orgasm before making an important decision.

I had to have a Tactical Orgasm to clear my head before that Marketing meeting.

by 'Fuck Yeah!', Inc. August 27, 2013

Tactical Insertion

When you are having sexual intercourse with a women, and you suddenly pull out and stick it into her anal cavity, then claim it was an accident. Not to be confused with the term from, "COD:MW4"

Rhett: "Shit man, my girl won't let me do anal. Time for a little "Tactical Insertion."

by vantheman November 23, 2009

Tactical Wank

The masturbation used right before having sex. Used to ensure that a cock-slap does not occur. As made famous by The Inbetweeners.

Simon: What if I can't get it up?
Jay: Nah, don't worry, nip off and have a tactical wank now

by kiillrz December 18, 2011

Tactical Reload

Can be applied to any food or drink, however, is more commonly used with beer and/or cigarrettes.

Beer (or any Drink):When a person has one sip of a beer left in the bottle or can, and they open their next beer in an effort to flawlessly move from one almost empty beer to their next full beer. Can be repeated many times.

Cigarettes (or any smokeable object): When an individual takes the last drag of their cigarette, puts a new cigarette in their mouth, and lights the new cigarette with the old cigarette.

(Comes from the military term which refers to ejecting the magazine from your rifle/pistol/etc. while you still have one round in the chamber, and inserting a new full magazine, therefore enabling the shooter to continue shooting without having to re-charge their weapon.)

Quincy: Hey there Mike, why did you just open another beer?

Mike: Well I only have a few sips left in this one.

Quincy: So you're just going to move from one beer to the next?

Mike: I'm using a Tactical Reload!

Quincy: You just blew my mind.

by Miketerrell July 14, 2010

tactical tupperware

A pistol (primarily) made out of plastic-like material. IE Nylon , Carbon fiber , Nylatron ,Etralyte, Delrin and so on. Can refer to the Glock family of pistols.

'What'd you bring to the range today , tommy'
*a glock! Its so badddd*
'You're right , it is bad! Trash the tactical tupperware and get a 1911'
*but I paid $600 ,and it has a 32rd magazine*

by Mrstickball September 15, 2005

Tactifool

When you buy cheap tactical gear to try to look cool but you are really not.

That kid airsofting looks like a tactifool.

by hueydown June 28, 2018

Tactically Stationary

Securing an objective from a vantage point requiring no movement. Only those with a high degree of skill will be successful at performing this tactic unscathed. Frequently practiced by the insurgency.

The insurgents secured the enemy spawn point with their Tactically Stationary maneuver.

by MitiGator January 18, 2009