When someone is so fat there stomach actually touches the table in sitting at a booth in a restaurant.
Mike: I can't fit in this booth and I'm spilling food on me.
Leanna: well your so fat your stomach touching the table. Your a table toucher.
Leanna: well your so fat your stomach touching the table. Your a table toucher.
by Lvannienwenhove December 5, 2010
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A conversation you get in that one person gets so worked up they hit the table. Usually to get someone attention or to show anger.
"Conversation about Rahim is a table pounder."
"Man if you mention sexist jokes around her she get so mad she pounds the "table.
"Man if you mention sexist jokes around her she get so mad she pounds the "table.
by She_knows_it November 15, 2016
Get the table pounder mug.Table Joke: a flat out terrible joke that is usually used as a conversation filler EX: Why did the chicken cross the road?
by Runawayhomelessman January 31, 2017
Get the table joke mug.To prop ones assets upon a table or surface in order to receive certain wants and needs. Typically in the context of an Instagram photograph.
Guy 1
Man look at those girls taking a selfie.
Guy 2
Fuck yeah man look at the way shes using that table fluff.
Man look at those girls taking a selfie.
Guy 2
Fuck yeah man look at the way shes using that table fluff.
by Aaron St Martin August 13, 2018
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I’ll have the breakfast burrito for myself and some table cakes for the boys. What do you mean you don’t know what table cakes are? Check urban dictionary.
by Grobin Tingras August 29, 2019
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‘Mate, can you look after my table while I'm at the bar ‘cause I don’t want a table thief claiming it.’
by Wardswords December 20, 2021
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