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finger treats

The act of inserting usually 2 (but can be as many as 5) fingers into a prepped va jaja usually by warming up with the jimmy jam. Can also be used on one's self but is slightly more difficult then the jimmy jam. Unless you have knuckle draggers.
I was going to give her the finger treats to feed the monster but she wanted the cock.
by boondocks5 September 25, 2007
mugGet the finger treatsmug.

Taco Treat

A hot sexy ass female one can find dressed in short skirts and spiked heels running around all over Mexican TV all day and all night. Especially on Univision or Telemundo. I like to use this term for more than likely her taco would definitely be a treat...Or at least one should hope so!! "Farewell and adieu...to you fair Spanish ladies..."
"Hey Pete, you watchin TV? Hurry up and turn on that Univision. There's a taco treat on there that gets my motor hummin! That's one hot tamale right there!! OH SHIT...gotta go...my ol' lady's coming!"
by That dirty boy from the BEND February 17, 2010
mugGet the Taco Treatmug.

brown treats

the act of shitting in your partner's mouth
Danielle likes sucking dick, but she prefers Shane's brown treats.
by railmanMO July 14, 2006
mugGet the brown treatsmug.

sweater treats

Wow! I like to get my hands on those sweater treats.
by Touch May 25, 2004
mugGet the sweater treatsmug.

Dutch Treat

When a 6ft Dutch Burley women with Wooden Shoes slams your Back Door with a STRAP-ON while whisteling Its a small world after all and makes you lick the Fudge Treat .
I can't wait to go to Holland Michigan and get a Dutch Treat.
by SweetNlow27 September 17, 2015
mugGet the Dutch Treatmug.

anal treat

A euphemism for analingus involving the anus of a young gay male who's man-hole is seen as especially sweet, pink and tasty.
When Tony spread open the cheeks of his smooth, sublime buttocks, Mike had a definite jones for an anal treat.
by Victor Felix September 15, 2005
mugGet the anal treatmug.

seat treats

When the seats in a vehicle have the option of being heated through some switch on the center console or dashboard. Usually found in more expensive car models and largely appreciated by people who live in colder climates.
Person #1: What kind of car should we rent when we go skiing in Colorado?

Person #2: Definitely one that has seat treats!
by seraph2010 August 28, 2010
mugGet the seat treatsmug.

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