Toobin

The act of pleasuring yourself on a video stream.

Participants on the New Yorker Zoom call were shocked to see Jeffrey Toobin.

by The Amish Electrician October 19, 2020

Toobin'

Verb masturbating on a video call.

He was caught toobin' on the conference call.

by TheBigJosh October 19, 2020

toobin'

Masturbating where and when other people can 'accidentally' see you... like on a Zoom call.

Jeffrey Toobin was fired for toobin' on a work Zoom call

by some_lefty_jerk October 19, 2020

Tuggin the Toobin

Masturbating or preforming a lewd act whilst on a video conference call.

Doug got caught Tuggin the Toobin whilst on a Zoom call with his colleagues.

by Not my reall October 21, 2020

Toobin'

verb:

The act or practice of masturbating in public view, especially when inadvertent.

adjective:
A descriptor for one who is likely to be caught masturbating in public, or who is known for doing so.

Note: Not to be used as a present participle. "Toobing," therefore, is incorrect. Toobin' is the complete word. One is Toobin', or he (or she!) can be a Toobin', if used as an adjective.

Origins: Used in reference to Jeffrey Toobin, a prominent legal commentator who was caught inadvertently masturbating on a video conference call with his colleagues.

verb: "Ah man, did Marco get caught Toobin' again? That's the fourth time this year!"
adj.: "Do you know Sandy, from accounting? She's a real Toobin', which I find awesome but HR apparently doesn't approve."

by JustToobin'Around May 29, 2024

Toobin

Getting caught masturbating on webcam

Jeffery was toobin On a zoom call

by Tackleberry October 21, 2020

Toobin

The act of furiously flogging one's dog or flicking one's bean while on a teleconference while unwittingly broadcasting said act to one's coworkers.

Hey, did you hear Jeff got fired for Toobin?

by Flurglblurg October 21, 2020