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Shit Ton

Weight measurement - more than a shit load, but less than five metric tonnes. Also, a larger than normal amount of anything. Shit Tonne Shitton Shittonne
by JT Duke July 28, 2016
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Leg ton

An individual suffering from pubescent compression of mass into lower extremities.
The leg ton's crossover was not stiffled by the wizardly defense of his opponent, but by the narrowness of the gap allowed by the swollen legs supporting him.
by ArqyleSnot May 29, 2019
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Nigga Ton

Unit of measurement of someone dick's power
My dick has a power of 500000 Nigga tons
by NathanLegg April 8, 2017
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Gentleman's Ton

120 sterling, or 120 pounds.

Some times known as a drink, otherwise known as a touch.
Lads here is that Gentleman's ton I owe you. £120 cash
by Lord Gott March 29, 2013
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tons of bucks

My taxi home last night cost me tons of bucks.

When my aunt died, I inherited tons of bucks.
by Matt’s Palmer November 1, 2022
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Shit ton

A shit ton is a metric unit half as small as a fuck ton
I have a shit ton of goats!
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Fuck Ton

An urban unit of measurement to describe a large amount of an item.
6 metric tons = 2 ghetto bootayz
3 Ghetto bootayz = 1 fuck ton
"Yo der was uh Fuck Ton uh bitches down at da club last turrrrrrzday*!"
*Turrrrrrrzday- the day between wednesday and thursday; when the cash money is dueeee, son.
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