2-ton

A very large bowel movement. A large dump. Refers to 2 tons of fecal matter.

We have to wait at the bottom of the lift because our friend is taking a 2-ton

by Gumbiii February 7, 2010

Ridiculous Ton

Ridiculous Ton = 2005 pounds

Boxer has a ridiculous ton of tanks.

by Flipsometables August 1, 2011

Shit Ton

A large amount of sometheng. This adjective is used to express a mild amount of weight contrary to the fuck ton. The piss ton is a smaller unit

Man dude this weighs a shit ton

by THeCUteEMoBOy August 3, 2013

shit-ton

Here are the measurements:
Ton = 1000-2000
ass-ton = 2000-4000
shit-ton = 4000-10000
fuck-ton = 10000-20000

Thats nearly a shit-ton of barrels.

by old man in the attic July 10, 2016

Sh’ton

Shit ton - An exaggerated expression of a large amount.

Man, I have a sh’ton of work to do today.

by PrincessPaigeA June 5, 2018

Shit-ton-fuck

Shit-ton-fuck means more than a shit-ton, a shit-ton-fuck.

“ oh look that guy shaved his beard “
“ woah he looks a shit-ton-fuck younger “

by Prestigiousattorney September 16, 2018

Slut Ton

Similar to a shit ton and a fuck ton, slut ton refers to a slut with a massive load of issues or other quantifiable elements to add to her sluttery.

My ex-wife had a slut ton of cheating habits.

by TuxPenguino October 26, 2019