tooferproof

Being ready to resist the inevitable sales in stores - like two-for-one deals - and stick to your shopping list and budget.

From now until Christmas I tooferproof myself by leaving the plastic at home and only taking the cash I can afford to spend.

by Cross67 September 11, 2014

Toffee Finger

When wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper.

"hey Nick, Smell this finger!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"

by Wayne The 1st March 26, 2016

Toffe

Toffe loves candy. And chips. He's good at golf but everybody is wondering, how could he be that good on on that small little time? So if you are a toffe, be happy!

Oh look toffe did a birdie ob the second hole!

by Jejdks December 11, 2016

toffee banana

A code used often in the gay scene. When a man asks for a toffee banana he is requesting to receive anal sex without lubricant form multiple men.

“Can I get that toffee banana off you guys”

by RoadmanWhite December 19, 2017

tofercakes

Lazy streamer that plays videogames all day long and is on discord while he should be learning in class

I watf tofercakes

by Kilman04 March 24, 2018

Toffees

Nicknmame for Everton Football Club's players and/or fans.

I hope the toffees do well this season!

by Ur mum sells avon March 6, 2019

toferbassen

A hella sexy boy

Guy 1: hello im toferbassen
Guy2: jump of a bridge
Guy 1: ( does it )

by EatThatPuss445 November 9, 2019