TILF

Teacher I'd Like to Fuck.

Similar to MILF.

Synonymous to PILF (Professor I'd Like to Fuck).

Example:
Person 1: "Do you think Mrs. Lane is a TILF?"
Person 2. "Dude...she's 76."
Person 1: "So..."
Person 2: "Yes."

by PseudonymsRule May 28, 2010

On MySpace Tilt

A MySpace user who constantly changes default picture, display name, profile design, or adds comments in an attempt to gain the attention of others, usually an ex or a crush. (A reference to being "on tilt" in poker)

She's changed her default pic 3 times today and now it's back to the original! She's totally on MySpace tilt.

by Almanaseer January 21, 2008

Titflap

Unsupported, saggy and flat breasts. Think along the lines of Spaniel's ears!

She has definetely got some epic Titflaps!

by Critchster August 1, 2011

TIFTFY

There i Fixed That For You. a correction has been made to a previous post.

somebody makes a glaring mistake, be it a spelling mistake, grammar mistake or just a mistake with a fact.

I jumped of the building...
Off..TIFTFY

by Larry Barry November 11, 2011

posted at the tilt

(verb) act of relaxing in your home, crib, house. called tilt due to the fact that most people's roof is slanted in a tilted angle.

What u up to?
~Nothing much man, just posted at the tilt.

by DBLUNT August 8, 2008

Table has tilted

A lie or something that has been hidden from someone came off.

Explanation : There is a medical test called tilt-table testing performed to figure out an unknown symptom.

The table has tilted folks, the game is rigged.

- George Carlin (The American Dream)

by oguzgelal November 29, 2014

tilt-a-whirl

Cute word for a girl's vagina

I'm gonna kiss that pretty girl on the tilt-a-whirl

by Jules Bourglay April 2, 2020