by Ladii Dypsett March 11, 2007
Essentially the white mans purple drink, except it's red... It is a coctail containing: 1 gallon of cherry Kool Aid, 1 liter of cheap vodka, and 1 can of Four Loko Fruit Punch flavored. It costs about 13$ to make and will fuck alot of people up fast. It is a popular drink in lancaster NY, a mainly white suburb of buffalo NY, so purple drink doesnt fly in Lancaster, instead we drink Thirsty Hippo.
Brian: All i have is a liter of cheap ass vodka, a can of Four Loko, and some kool aid. WTF am I supposed to do with this shit?
Sidney: Lets make some Thirsty Hippo and get fucked up!
Sidney: Lets make some Thirsty Hippo and get fucked up!
by 716 assasin January 12, 2012
1. a thirsty texter is that person who will text you something and then text you the same damn thing 5 minutes later if you dont text them back.
1. a thirsty texter may also send one text then another unrelated one a few minutes later if you haven't responded.
1. a thirsty texter may also send one text then another unrelated one a few minutes later if you haven't responded.
1. 7:15 Heyyyy (from John)
7:20 Heyyyy (from John)
7:22 Stop being a thirsty texter! Maybe I didn't text back right away because I was busy!!! (from Jill)
2. 7:15 So what are you wearing to the party tonight? (from Mary)
7:20 I saw this really cute dress at the store today... (from Mary)
7:20 Heyyyy (from John)
7:22 Stop being a thirsty texter! Maybe I didn't text back right away because I was busy!!! (from Jill)
2. 7:15 So what are you wearing to the party tonight? (from Mary)
7:20 I saw this really cute dress at the store today... (from Mary)
by boxb June 10, 2009
An early start to the weekend for many college students who go out and get sloppy on Thursday night.
by Italian Stallion 555 September 15, 2006
by knowledgeman1231234 April 28, 2009
Playing "thirsty baby" is when a man instinctively tries to suck on the boobies of the woman he's with. This can happen anywhere at any time, asleep or awake, and the man may or may not know the woman. The relevant part is the random, instinctive act of boobie sucking.
You're in bed with your woman and she's asleep. You roll over and start sucking on her boobies. It doesn't matter if she's awake or even enjoying it. That would be a text book Thirsty Baby.
by Gargamel2 August 14, 2008
by urban pervert March 29, 2003