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chode

a short, thick penis, usually wider than it is long. looks a bit like a thumb or a rock and you don't want one. it is also used as an insult.
"ugh, stop being such a chode!"
by a hairball August 9, 2023
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Chodely

1) A way to insult a guy in saying that he is so lame and fat, almost looking like a person size chode in male form. He also has to be cocky and horny but get no girls.

2) Can also be used as fat and ugly
1) He is so chodely, I have a hot snack everytime I see him because he is so ugly and fat! PLEASE DON'T DATE HIM!

2) Ew that sausage is so chodely looking!
by Hotmess27 September 13, 2009
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Chode

A Hasstin, Josh, or Caleb
Person 1: what’s a chode
Person 2: a Hasstin, josh, or Caleb
by Chickenfingers02 October 27, 2019
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chode

God, Nathan Miller is such a chode.
by changle December 29, 2016
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Chode

A penis that when you look at it, you will be incapacitated at its sheet girth. The length is small at best, however if your name is Conner, Scott, Conrad, or any other variation of the name you have not only a chode, but a micro penis
Gabby Stone Rhino loves being pounded by Conners girthy chode.
by Hairy rhino chode December 14, 2020
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Chode

When one's gentleman's sausage has a greater diameter than length.
Sir Henry II gentlemans sausage was a chode.
by Ass Pegger April 20, 2021
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Chode

By definition, a chode is someone on the opposing team when they score on us in rocket league, and also a small fat Weiner.
These chode's just practive hitting air ball's in their grandmother's basement all day; bunch of chodes.
by Payne 42069666 January 24, 2019
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