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Volcano Season

When a female is on her period and wants to be discreet about it
Jon:Bae when you gonna let me fuck you from the back again?
Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.
by YangTheLoner May 19, 2015
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Spewing volcano

When someone poos in a sock then microwaves the poo sock. Now your are ready to hit your friends over the head with your spewing volcano!
I can't believe your little sister hit me with a spewing volcano! I had to throw away all my clothes!
by Gamerboi777 October 25, 2017
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Yellowstone volcano

When after good gaping anal you slide few mentoses in his/her rectum and add coca cola.
-So how was your date with Stacy?
-Dude, I totally gave her a yellowstone volcano yesterday.
by Heirlotte December 15, 2021
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eskimo volcanoe

When a male accidently ejaculates in his trousers.
Malcom looked like a melvin when he had that eskimo volcanoe after seeing Justins ass crack.
by Pecan Sandy November 6, 2007
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and then a volcano erupted

After someone tells a boring or mundane story, or a joke that nobody laughs at, conclude it by explaining that a volcano erupted afterwards
Olivia: I was doing my washing up when the sink overflowed and my feet got wet.
Mike: And then a volcano erupted.

Eric: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Alex: Why?
Eric: Because there was no traffic coming.
Alex: And then a volcano erupted.
by ManfredPang July 3, 2011
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Dirty Volcano

The act of balancing yourself on your shoulders and shitting blood and feces into the air, screaming VOLCANO!
Tony - "I watched a great porno last night."
Ernest- "What was it?"
Tony- "Was normal at first then the girl ended with a huge Dirty Volcano. I fell in love."
by Chachapacha January 25, 2017
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Icelandic volcano

When something small and of little significance causes a major and disproportionate clusterf*** for a huge number of people.
Boss: Why were you late for work?

Employee: A car broke down on I-5 and turned into an Icelandic volcano... I couldn't move for hours.
by retailguy April 18, 2010
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