Jet Li

A martial artist who won a tournament when he was about 7. hes kinda short. Made some great movies in hong kong like once upon a time in china trilogy, tai chi masters(hero is ok but not that great). Made some shity movies in hollywood like The One, the only one thats decent enough to watch is kiss of the dragon.

So do you like Bruce or Jet Li?
Me: BOTH!!

by uranus November 25, 2003

John Li

John Li is a legend.

everyone: john li is a legend

by Jrsyjsy January 30, 2018

Wa-lied

the act of lying and being dishonest by politicians to his or her membership. This act of deceit is accompanied with lack of intelligence and foresight.

"Hey man, did you read facebook, i heard we are being wa-lied to? Kinda like Bush eh"

by Joecy August 17, 2007

no lies please

a term that is used towards somebody who says they will do something but then don't

Marin: "Mathew are you coming to the pub tonight?"
Mathew: "Yes I am, will see you at 8.30"
Martin: "No lies please"

by Mathew Salmon July 30, 2006

Zombie Lies

Lies that just won't die, no matter what the facts are.

Obama not being born in Hawaii, is a zombie lie. Republicans keep telling zombie lies about the democrats.

by Kconnor56 July 10, 2010

The Lies of the Jedi

Something that Anakin Skywalker managed to see through, causing him to become a Sith and eliminating his fear of the Dark Side of the Force.

Anakin: "I see through the lies of the Jedi."

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 23, 2020

Li-fi

Li-fi is when you try and log onto a free wifi network but its bull cause its not actually free.

guy 1: yes! a free wifi network!!!
guy 2: nope, its just li-fi
guy 1: thats bulls**t

by xtrakrispypie July 18, 2017