The Chocolate Man

A Chocolate Man is a man from the Chocolate Land.

Nhu & Stella: "The Chocolate Man is going downnnn!!"

"Oh no! Chocolate Man is meltingggggg!!"

What a world, what a world...

by thejewandthecommunist May 12, 2009

Dance the chocolate cha-cha in the Bourneville

Verb: to Dances the Chocolate Cha-cha in the Bourneville Boulevard is a very convoluted way of saying that someone is having anal sex. (Bourneville is a UK place near Birmingham where the Cadbury's chocolate factory is based.)

Is he musical? You should see the way he dances the chocolate cha-cha in the Bourneville Boulevard!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

Roll the Chocolate Snow Man

To defecate.

I will be back in a minute, I need to roll the chocolate snow man.

by Dog Leg June 1, 2009

riding the chocolate pony

A white person having sex with a black male.
A white porn actress going bi-racial reverse cowgirl style.
Living on an laxative diet.

My favorite porn actress just went super slut and is anally riding the chocolate pony.

by jsd9632 March 7, 2012

Overload in the chocolate factory

When you excrete yourself in your pants accidentally.

Ohhhhhhh no, theres been an overload in the chocolate factory!

by Mr SamSmiffySmith March 8, 2008

kiss the choochoo

To act in a stupid and reckless manner as if one were standing on the railroad tracks waiting for the train to come by. Usually results in some sort of catastrophe for the offending individual.

We told him not to open his mouth and insult the much bigger man but no, he had to go and kiss the choochoo and now he's a bloody mess.

by lordjulius May 16, 2009

touring the chocolate factory

Engaging in Anal Sex.

Jill looked at her friend, "So, has Jeff went touring the chocolate factory yet?"

by Ron Jeremy Pony January 17, 2017