laptop tattoos

the marks made on your legs from having a laptop resting on them for wayyyyy too long.

I was on facebook all night long, and now I have some serious laptop tattoos goin' on.

by AliceInUnderland August 29, 2011

Tattoo Brain

The utter lack of any brain power or ability to think straight after a long tattoo.

After being tattooed, Jane was unable to count her cash due to a case of tattoo brain.

by Inkybynature October 13, 2018

Tattoo Wednesday

The only way to make Wednesday awesome-get a tattoo!

This is gonna be a hella long week, thank goodness it's Tattoo Wednesday.

by mo.glo July 7, 2011

Tattoo Widow

Any person who has tattoos either drawn/inked by or related to someone special to them, who is no longer around for any of various reasons.

"Hey Tony, why does your girlfriend have a big tattoo that says Joey on her arm?"
"She's a tattoo widow, don't bring it up."

by butts mcbutts July 25, 2012

Bieber Tattoo

A really poor quality and crappy tattoo that looks more like a doodle from your elementary school notebook, that was done with a pencil or a crayon instead of using an ink needle. Named after the cavalcade of shitty tattoos adorned on Justin Bieber's little chicken wings

Tattoo Artist: Hey man, how's the tattoo I gave.....why do you look pissed?
Customer: YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING BIEBER TATTOO!! I WANT MY GOD DAMN MONEY BACK!!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

tattoo shining

Sexual act when a woman rubs her vagina on her lover's tattoo, making it shiny from wetness. This is common when tattooed lesbians have sex.

What were you and Tina doing last night?

We were up until 4 am and she was tattoo shining.

by pieface666 March 26, 2013

Sex Tattoo

A Tattoo located somewhere on the body as to only been seen before/after having sexual intercourse.

"I finally banged Megan, I never knew she had a sex tattoo."

by AdiosPantalones February 7, 2019