Tart burger

A version of “tart” for someone who is stupid, a bad student, an idiot, or a playful insult.

You’re a tart burger!
Insert name is a tart burger.

by N8398L December 7, 2024

tart liability

What da hissy-fit-and-beheading-order-prone Queen of Hearts was trying to claim dat da Knave of Hearts had, since his absconding with da royal pastries had supposedly caused her such tremendous emotional distress.

Since da Knave of Hearts had apparently returned da "sweet treats" dat he'd previously taken (Alice sees them on the courtroom table), would his tart liability have been erased?

by QuacksO March 23, 2025

saucy tart

a hot little number, or a hot girl with attitude

damn, look at that saucy tart over there

by J Hebs Pro December 1, 2010

Bakewell Tart

After a session of heavy banging culminating in a cream-pie the woman fills herself with cherries then gets the man to dig the mixture out with his tongue.

For dessert last night, she force-fed me a bakewell tart.

by Sarah-Lee September 16, 2012

town tart

Town Tart is usally a kinder way to say slut, tramp, etc.

My wife was the town tart before we were maried

by SHOWmeTHEDankestMEMES January 12, 2016

nerd ass pop tart

Being a nerd ass pop tart means to get no play, no bitches and overthink everything. Really it’s just a bum who doesn’t do shit and expects everything to come to him and go his way.

Damn that dude Jackson is a nerd ass pop tart

by JustANewsTeller November 5, 2022

Geneish Tart

A sex move where you dress as Gene Simmons from KISS and tongue-bang the shit out of a neenish tart while banging your partner from behind.

I was screwing Linda from behind the other night after the KISS show. Just before I came I reached in a bag, pulled out a Neen, took a bite and jammed my tongue deep inside the bugger... That's right, the old Geneish Tart.

by henryboogle November 25, 2014