fuck tards

Fuck Tard is usually used to call some one a 'fucking retard' withought all the letters and long words. Can be used as an offensive slang, or calling that to a friend who does stuff really really stupid.

Simon walks into a metal pole. he gets up, and looks all confused.
"Nice going fuck tard."
says Alex.

by Seanperry May 13, 2005

Tarris

The sexiest motherfucker alive. No one known to man is sexier periodt. Also is great at Fortnite

Also refered to as Slug

Aye bro I just hung out with Tarris

by TacoDaddie January 29, 2020

Taris

A unique girl, with a unique name. Taris is an intelligent girl who tries her best to help everyone. She figures out everyone else's problems but can't figure out her own. She has a lot of mood swings but in the end, she's a good person. She's a Scorpio so she's fierce and protective with a splash of sass. It takes time for her to see her own beauty, but she does. She's honest, even if that means saying something you don't want to hear. She won't lie to you and doesn't like being lied to. She never has time for fake friends or liars. She is rare and you should be glad to know a Taris.

Interviewer: Taris, what's your motto in life?
Taris: Find the beauty in everything.

by TarisMis... July 29, 2018

tardstar

A mentally retarded person who is exceptionally talented in some way.

Timmy may be severely retarded, but he sings Pavarotti beautifully. He's a real tardstar!

by TheMadLinguist January 11, 2009

tarrissa

An extremly beautiful smart girl that when you see her it makes the rest of your day amazing. They go through lots of tragic experiences in their life so they have been through a lot and are the strongest girls you will meet. They are so amazing you wish you were lucky enough to call her yours. They will not take anyones bullshit and is not afraid to fight. Once you get to know her you'll understand why she's the way she is. Their no afraid to be their selves and they don't give a fuck. If your lucky enough to get one treat them with the most respect and hold them as close as you can. Try to spend as much time with them and don't blow her off for your friends.

Friend:You want to hang out tonight? Me:No I got a tarrissa I want to stay with her tonight sorry I dont want to lose her I'm lucky I have such a beautiful girlfriend.

by WJOH2013/2014 November 17, 2013

Tardsplaining

Whenever someone who has no idea what they’re talking about tries to explain something. Instead of giving further information they just get loud and angry silencing their opposition. People who tardsplain once are likely to do it constantly and can often fool fellow tards into thinking they are smart.

David: That tony douche is a real tardsplainer, he tries tardsplaining everything, and just talks like a pompous fag.
Dylan: yeah, Tony’s fucked up, his shits all retarded and he talks like a fag.

by DAB#2 June 14, 2019

tardifact

An object of any size, shape, etc. they are the artifacts left over by your standard retard or tard. a tardifact is there for your discovery and for your enjoyment. they can found anywhere a wild tard once roamed. leftover tardifcts can be stored for future use and for a good laugh. they are originally tard toys, or tard entertainment. anything from a tard shoelaces to a tard book can be a tardifact.

Evan was housesitting for the folks next door. the tard child left some tardifacts out to be played with.

by paul00 June 26, 2006