Swoosh

When someone doesn't understand or catch a joke, the joke "flies" by their head.

person 1: "Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?"
person 2: "Why?"
person 1: "The box said 2-4 years!"
person 2: "What?" (person 2 doesn't understand joke)
person 1: "swoosh"

by What is a goon to a goblin? June 1, 2018

Swoon Magnet

When someone is so beautiful, perfect, and attractive physically and mentally. that they attract many folks of the same and opposite sex.

Have you met that super babe Casey? She is such a Swoon magnet .

by PegMePeggy December 4, 2018

Spoons fever

Spoons fever is a severe form of depression gained specifically from working at a Wetherspoon. It can be identified by grumpiness, easilily irritable mood, dead look in someone’s eyes and just a general loss of the will to live.

“It was really busy in the pub on Monday and I looked over at Andy who was in the middle of pouring eight pints of Tennants and three pints of Guinness for a group of guys and I could instantly tell he was getting spoons fever from the look on his face as the guys kept changing the order.”

“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”

by SassySpooner January 8, 2019

Swoops

A nickname for a person who is very fast, quiet and almost ninja like. A Swoops is a natural born leader and someone who will take charge.

Hey have you seen Swoops?

by Misfits.Swoops September 27, 2019

Swoosh

When a line goes from wide to thin then to wide again.

Me: Oh look at her body.
Friend: Her body goes like swoosh, ya know?

by OskarTheBanger January 12, 2020

Swoosh

Means anything and everything, except what you think it is (physcology right here) it can legit mean anything. #swooshsociety
Also it does not mean an uncircumsized penis Brayden

Yo selena, swoosh.

Hell yeah i want a slushie

by Swoosh Society December 1, 2020

swoosh2real

The coolest person ever, swoosh is pro!!

Friend 1: Who is swoosh2real?

Me: The coolest pro ever! SyS is cool!

by swoosh2real March 14, 2021