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by Visual48 December 12, 2022
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Magma Shits

Magma shits is when you ate something very spicy the night before, usually Mexican food or Taco Bell, then when you shit the following morning you experience a violent version of diarrhea mimicking an upside down volcano. The sensation created by this upside down eruption is often very uncomfortable and sometimes painfull with lots of wet,burning feelings resembling burning magma exiting the body.
"After I ate that wet burrito last night I had magma shits this morning and my rear felt like it was on fire."
by SauceBaws January 11, 2014
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Two shits less

Couldn't give a damn
Dude: Hey man, I couldn't give two shits less about what you did the other day
by TheVegasCasanova April 13, 2014
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Digiorno shits

Rapid coleorectal weight loss precipitated by the consumption of Digiorno pizza.
I was up from 4am till 6am emptying everything I had in my colon. I only ate two slices, but I still got a case of the Digiorno shits.
by Pdog85 November 10, 2017
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Delayed beer shits

After some heavy drinking on a saturday night, you wake up on sunday to realise that you dont have the beer shits and smugly think youve beaten them this time but as monday morning arrives, you feel the unmistakeable gurgle in your gut and need to find the nearest toilet. this can make you late for work and/or spend half your day in work and end up getting some dirty looks off your collegues as you make several trips to the toilet in a considerably short period of time.
oh god, need to find a toilet quick. Delayed beer shits from saturday! See beer shits
by Big Dogs Cock November 20, 2012
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The Screaming shits

I had oysters for the first time ever, I soon regretted it when I woke up with the screaming shits the morning after.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 9, 2018
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Next Day Shits

The act of taking a large dump or having diarrhea after a night of heavy drinking. Also known as NDS for short.
Guy 1 - "Dude, after last nights party I got the worst Next Day Shits today."
Guy 2 - "Aw man I hate NDS."
by Jme9589 January 18, 2011
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