Shower-swinger

A person that uses all you shampoo/conditioner "accidentally" ripped the shower curtain and then uses about ten towels to dry themselves

"Sorry my bathrooms a wreck my roommates a shower-swinger"

by Mali656 December 1, 2017

Regular swigger

Somebody who enjoys light alcoholic beverages on a regular basis. Not necessarily every day but sometimes will continue to do so over a period of a few days. Not considered to be an alcoholic just a regular swigger.

"Hey mate do you want a beer today? "

"Yes but I cant have too many"
"Haha you are a proper regular swigger"
"Yes but its better than being an alcaholic"

by B-ri December 9, 2019

hyper swiper

After a women pees, she will wipe her vagina as fast and hard as she can. This creates pussy dingleberries out of toilet paper.

Josh talking to his bunkie in prison "dude I was eating this girls pussy one time and she had pussy dingleberries". Bunkie responds "yeah man, she must be a hyper swiper"

Kelly could be a hyper swiper which is why there was TP stuck to her pubic hair.

My husband had to spit out a piece of toilet paper in the middle of eating me out, I've really got to stop hyper swiping!

by Missy Kitty May 27, 2023

swiner

–noun
1. a person who has the swine flu.

That swiner is sick from eating that pork.

by Asian J May 7, 2009

Mr. Swīgert

Mr. Swīgert is some would call a very good person! He watches porn and it’s very fun to chill in his basement while he sticks it in me!

Mr. Swīgert is so sexy! I saw Mr.Swigert in the hall and he was looking thicc as hell!

by Sexy Buddha669 January 30, 2020

Swinerd

one who spends an inordinate amount of time reading and talking about Swine Flu, Mexico, and border security.

That Swinerd can't stop talking about surgical mask stocks.

Thus Always to (Swinerds)

by Man on a Raft April 30, 2009

swiker

A person whos brain is so fried from doing drugs,he has no idea what planet he is on.

You better stop doing drugs or you will end up like swiker.

by nitetrain July 26, 2016