When a man decides to punish a women by pulling down her pants and underwear and bends her over and object like a table and spanks her until she learns her lesson and gets on her knees and services the man.
Example #1
Husband: My wife was being a bitch last night so I bent her over and spanked her so hard that her ass will be red for weeks.
Friend: I did that to my girl last week it's still red.
Example #2
Husband: Pull down your pants and underwear and put your hands on the desk.
Wife: What are you going to do?
Husband: You are going to get bent over and spanked.
Husband: My wife was being a bitch last night so I bent her over and spanked her so hard that her ass will be red for weeks.
Friend: I did that to my girl last week it's still red.
Example #2
Husband: Pull down your pants and underwear and put your hands on the desk.
Wife: What are you going to do?
Husband: You are going to get bent over and spanked.
by The dirty zamboni July 23, 2012
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Entity being fucked: I better not touch the guy fucking me due to the clinical nature of muslim sex to see if he is wearing a bomb. Plus since I'm a muslim woman consensual sex is the same as rape so I'll just lay here and do nothing.
Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.
Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.
by Dr VonHugenstein November 12, 2011
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A thin, very cute, very pretty, SMALL girl,no more than 5'5" tall, who is very pert or perky in appearance and demeanor, with a noticably curvy butt, and arguably no more than 35 years old.
by Uncle Puppy September 14, 2008
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basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon
basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon
me: Holy shit, she's so mad! Dude, she's gonna fucking shank me with a spoon i swear to god...you gotta hide me!
kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)
kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.
kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)
kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.
by shnookers May 20, 2008
Get the shanked with a spoon mug.After deliberately eating the last Ho Ho when Bill's roomate, Chuck, expressly forbade him to, Chuck responded, " Now you've gone and spanked the monkey".
by Guiseppemoondog123 December 10, 2009
Get the now you've gone and spanked the monkey mug.by waudi c. wilkins August 5, 2003
Get the spankerchief mug.On Family Feud, Steve Harvey said “We asked 100 women name something men have that you think is fake.” Answer Ankle Spanker meaning penis.
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