smuttles

dried-out slug granny titties; saggy old hooters; shriveled wrinkly boobies

Oh man, I walked in on my grandma in the shower last night and I was horrified by seeing her smuttles.

by ptolemy2 March 5, 2010

shuttle cock

When two naked men both straddle a bench in a shower and slide a bar of soap on the bench at each others cocks. The closest you get to not touching the other mans dick with the bar of soup is the winner.

Levi hit the tip of Evan's cock in a game of shuttle cock. Evan won the game.

by eyeary2 October 20, 2011

Settlers of Catan

A boardgame invented in the grand country of Germany. 3-6 players battle for control of the Island of Catan by trading resources and building roads and cities. The winner is declared the Master of Catan by the defeated.

Matt's hands shake when he is about win when playing Settlers of Catan.

by Matt Castro January 27, 2006

Suttel

Hot, Sexy, Amazing, Perfect in every single way! He is Sweet, makes you feel amazing, and has a nice body. You will never stop thinking about him. He will be on your mind all the time and you'll be on his. He will say sweet things in your ear that will just make you melt. He hold you in his arm and makes you feel like nothing bad can happen and you just feel so safe and comfortable. He is a very comfy pillow and will always let you lie on his chest. He will occasionally call you hot and sexy but most of the time call beautiful, baby, hun, and babe. He will think you look beautiful when you think you look like shit (but be careful he hates when you swear :). He will continue to tell you that when you keep saying you don't then he will kiss you passionately and you then have to believe him. But overall he makes you feel completely and utterly AMAZING IN EVERY WAY!!!!!!

Girl 1: Hey who's that?
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend!
Girl 1: He's such a Suttel!
Girl 2: I no!!!

by Beautiful Angel :) December 26, 2009

coon shuttle

A vehicle owned by someone of (or someone that thinks they are of) African American descent. Usually an older model car with extensive cheap or ghetto accessories such as, spinning chrome hubcaps, plastic chrome trim, excessive air fresheners, cheap distorted sound system, seat covers, chrome or gold tag ring (preferably chain link) and ***tire shine***.

Corey, I can't believe you are riding around in that coon shuttle!

by Real Deal 12345 September 4, 2006

shuttle

Any vehicle, old or new, that someone has raised above a reasonable ride height in order to accomodate for ridiculously large rims.

Coined by Hip-Hop artist L-Treezy in the yet to be released single "Tell me how you ride" featuring Big Gully.

"Did you see that impala on 28's with a 6 inch lift?"
"Yeah I seen that shuttle"

by L-Treezy September 20, 2006

Skuttlebug

A man who is unemployed, may live with his mother, and usually has bad credit.
A man who preys on women for money, clothing, and asks them to co-sign for items he can not afford, thereby ruining that woman's credit.Usually associated with trash-bunnies, the female version of the skuttlebug.
A man who looks for a handout; has nothing of his own.

You see that fool over there? That skuttlebug asked to hold my car, and wanted gas money!

by T. Jeffers January 13, 2008