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surprise creampie

When you cum inside a chick without giving her prior warning.
She let me fuck her without a rubber, but didn't realize I would give her a surprise creampie.
by PulpFictionFan94 May 13, 2017
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Pennywise surprise

When you are banging a chick you pull out nut on a cherry pie , then hand her a balloon to distract her , you say " hello Georgie " to get her attention and smash the pie in her face to resemble being bloody . You say you'll float too and take off.
Did you hear about Joe he gave that stripper a pennywise surprise last night
by Turtle9376 September 22, 2017
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Mummy Surprise

After one deficates, one wraps their finger(s) with toilet paper and inserts into the deficaters anus; thoroughly cleaning the sphincter.
After pooping this morning, Charley avoided another Brown Ballerina by having Eric give him a Mummy Surprise.
by JediWords October 12, 2016
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sunlight surprise

Common Bangkok term meaning the surprise and shock of realizing the super hot woman you were dancing with at a club last night is actually a ladyboy when you wake up next to him in bed with the morning sunlight
After meeting a sexy woman at the Q bar the night before, Marcus awoke to a sunlight surprise and rushed to the bathroom to wash out his mouth.
by El Diablo4eva November 12, 2017
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Pittsburgh Surprise

An unexpected punch in the neck during a fight.
I thought Mike was going to lose that fight, but then he hit him with a Pittsburgh Surprise.
by Naga 5 Stacks January 12, 2012
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That surprises me.

A phrase taken from "Dinner for Smucks". It should be spoken somewhat sarcasticly after an odd, absurd question has been asked of someone you don't know well.
Hipster: Have you lived among Alaskans as one of them and dined upon bear meat?

Hippet: No!

Hipster: That surprises me...
by joesk84ever December 26, 2011
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Quints By Surprise

An American TV show on TLC, documenting the lives of the Jones family. Ethan and Casey Jones have six children:

Eliot McKenna (Girl) - 6/7 (i think)
And QUINTUPLETS! - age 3
Brooklyn Faith (Girl)
Britton Grace (Girl)
Jack William (Boy)
Lila Addison (Girl)
Ryan Elizabeth (Girl)

Check out the show by searching 'Quints By Surprise' on Youtube!

P.S. Lila Addison and Ryan Elizabeth are my favourite. ADORABLE!
'Hey, have you seen the show Quints By Surprise?'
'Yeah, those kids are so cute! Especially Lila and Ryan'
by Live.Laugh.Lie June 28, 2012
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