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suburbia

The biggest waste of land on Earth. Low density residential areas, zoned so that the only way you can get to a commercial area is by motor vehicle. Also zoned so that the only direction the house can be added onto is towards the back (never mind the fact that most suburban houses sit far from the street.) The back yard is often devoted to a swimming pool, dog run, deck, patio, football field, baseball diamond, or other means of degrading the land's productivity.
Usually covered in ranch houses, many built on concrete slabs (permanently rendering the land they sit on useless) and almost always landscaped using the builder's special, the adjoining wooded areas have often been removed after bored teenagers get caught going there to drink beer and smoke pot. Strip malls are the most common commercial establishments, followed by big box retailers such as Wal-Mart and then mega malls.
Suburbia can be located within a central city (depending on what is encompased within it's boundaries) or some other part of a metropolitan area.
I cant wait till the oil crash
suburbia will be seen as the sorry mistake it's always been.
Most of the ranch houses and patio homes will be reused as livestock pens.
by MiskatonicJack2 April 1, 2007
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Chevrolet Suburban

The ultimate soccer mom car. Usually used by overweight american moms with 8 kids in rich suburban towns
Rebecca with 8 kids owns a new 2015 Chevrolet Suburban
by TurboSexual June 25, 2015
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Suburban anarchist

A person who complains about problems, but has yet to experience any. "Suburban anarchists who never broke the law, sing about political pressure, but have never met John Law."---Dropkick Murphys
"That rich boy is such a suburban anarchist."
by Richard December 28, 2003
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suburban swervin

Driving really drunk, using both lanes thats suburban swervin
by hackaxle March 25, 2006
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suburban batman

Any tool that wears his phone clipped to his belt making it look like Batman's utility belt.
"Hey look at the dork with his cell phone clipped to his belt, what a suburban batman! I wonder if he has his grapling gun and shark repellent attached to his belt as well"
by bjwilliams April 16, 2008
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Suburban Dictionary

Noun referring to website urbandictionary.com, which is mostly comprised of slang words that are created by non-urban dwellers.
"Dude, I tried to use my new slang from urbandictionary.com in the hood but nobody knew what I was talking about."

"Yea, that's because those words are created by urban wanna-be's with programmer tans in the 'burbs. They should call it the suburban dictionary."
by Stacey Fay July 30, 2007
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Suburbia

See Suburbs/Suburb
Contrast Country/City

Sub-urbia. The key word here is SUB. It is SUB par to living in the actual city. It is a dreary existance of living right beside a house exactly like yours, for cheap. Sure, living in an apartment isn't all that better, but hey, at least Downtown isn't a boring mindless existance on a day by day basis.

An evil massive sprawl created after the second world war to compensate veterans that many people found attractive until they realized it was too late, but after buying too many appliances and object could no longer afford to return to the city.

A lame excuse for a city.

A reason people should move to the country.
Missisaugua, a MASSIVE Suburbian region directly beside Toronto, with the lamest "Downtown" the worst "Transit" and only a single nice green place. Other then that it's a paved paradise with cookie-cutter houses. Worse than the city.
by Niall Sketchy October 30, 2004
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