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The ultimate home alone jerk when your lady isn't home. A carefully planned out masturbation session in an empty house that includes ordering the perfect sub on your way home from work to make sure you have enough energy to stroke one out.
Mitch had the perfect night planned. The wife was out with the girls and she thought he was going Christmas shopping, but what he really had planned was a sub tug. He got a steak bomb and some astroglide on his way home and then tried to rip the head off his junk before the wife got home.
sub tug by Granuppie December 12, 2010
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sub to pewdiepie 

(p1)hey, do you did you sub to pewdiepie (p2) no. (p1) -_- sub to him
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sub 2 willne 

the propaganda that youtuber WillNE has used to brainwash all of his subscribers, legend has it once you sub 2 WillNE there is no humanly possible way of unsubscribing
person 1: hi what's u-
person 2: sUb 2 wiLLnE
sub 2 willne by sub 2 willne July 15, 2018

Sub fagging 

Verb
/sʌb faɡɡɪŋ/

The act of multiple retarded homosexual individuals attempting to operate a submarine and failing
The submarine sank because the crew continued to sub fag

The average submarine crew is involved in a lot of sub fagging

Sub-woofer 

A girl more ugly than a dog.
Damn, that bitch a sub-woofer.
Sub-woofer by soundboy24 November 13, 2009

sub-crap 

Level of worthless-ness below crap.
"Bjork's performance last night on SNL was sub-crap."
sub-crap by Izzy_007 April 29, 2007
one who is so terrible at video games that he is a notch below nub and two notches below noob in the gaming world.
dude i just uber pwnd you, your such a sub-nub