patrick stump

omfg he is so adorable he always weres a hat and hes the lead singer and he plays the guitar for his emo rox band Fall Out Boy he is so hot omfg i wanna marrie him he is so hot when he has long hair and his hair cover his long side burgs lol so hot

girl :my bf looks like patrick stump

boy :omfg is tht guy patrick stump

girl :no thts my bf

boy :sweet

by danidaisy November 3, 2006

Stump broke

When you take your woman out in the woods, bend her over a stump and clean out both barrels just like you would a shotgun.

I took Mary Sue out to the woods and stump broke that ho.

by snizzlewizzle May 18, 2016

Stump Humper

Someone- usually a redneck- that stands on a tree stump in order to have vaginal or anal sex with a cow.

1. Tommy-Jim over there got a nasty rash from being a stump humper.

by Joey Logic February 23, 2008

stump hump

A procedure where a person with a severed limb uses the limb (stump) as a sexual device.

The use of the stump can be Anal, or vaginal.

You are one stump humping whore

by jonez77 February 19, 2003

stump humper

a person that likes to have sexual intercouse with another person who has one or both legs amputated pervert sexual deviant

Dat stump humper done got fucked a whore named Consuelo last night

by cornholio November 23, 2004

Stump Slave

A person who has their arms and legs cut off so that they become completely reliant on another person.

Eric is such a stump slave. His gf got him his job and controls everything and he just says yes. I mean he's not just pussy whipped, the dude actually cut off his arms and legs and flops around waiting to get fed and fapped.

by GapingAspHole September 16, 2014

Kicking the stump

Assertively pretending to know something.

Uncle T was just kicking the stump when you asked him what's going on in Ukraine.

by J5WickedAss March 21, 2022