bumble-stumbling

verb: (to be) to skip school without a valid reason and to be doing something else other than what you are supposed to be doing in school. This is also called truating in Great Britain

father: Peter, I have rotten eggs for you. Your school principal, Principal Skinner, just called and said you were bumble-stumbling at Cavendish Mall.

Peter: What the hell is it Principal Skinner's vegetable soup where i am during school hours, as long I get my homework done on time. And how in the devil's name did he find out anyways that I was at Cavendish Mall.

father: Walls have eyes and ears. He told me he used his spy-glass to look through his office window. besides Cavendish Mall is right across the street from your high school, no?

by Sexydimma September 26, 2012

net-stumble

To unexpectedly encounter something surprising/disturbing/intriguing while surfing the Internet. The key is the unexpected - if you were actively searching for "puppies on bicycles", finding "puppiesonbikes.com" does not count as a net-stumble.

Check this site out - it's like IMDB for adult film stars. I net-stumbled on it after mistyping the address of IMDB.

by balloonie-cat October 11, 2014

Sticky stumbler

When you have marathon orgasms and cover yourself in cum before getting blackout drunk and going outside

I can’t believe Anthony was arrested for being a sticky stumbler

by Phap-Watkins August 23, 2021

The Stumble

When you get so drunk you stumble to your left whilst walking

"ahh, he's doing the stumble again"

by zooted_official March 15, 2022

A stumble

A group of drunk people walking

Person 1: yo bro look, there's a stumble over there!
Person 2: what are you even talking about

by A Finnish Bread Stick April 7, 2024

Hop on the stumble

The universal phrase amongst students in class to tell everyone to get on stumble guys

Kid 1: Yo this class is boring asf bro
Kid 2: YO EVERYONE HOP ON THE STUMBLE!
Kid 1: What's the google classroom code bro???
Kid 2: AXQ32M

by meemzolol October 16, 2023