smoffie

a young girl who is usually miss judged but is really nice when you get to know her. bery stunning and kind
also freinds with, gracey, jezebeland anybody else who smokes weed

corr look at that smoffie
shes a right stoner

by xxx-ooo June 20, 2008

doing a Stafford

To defecate in a toilet not owned by oneself.

- I had a lot of bran this morning, I'm pretty desperate, thinking of doing a Stafford.
- Dude that's disgusting, put a cork in your ass and go in your own toilet.

by RamRafford August 5, 2010

staff sergeant

A rank in many modern militaries, especially the United States military, that is above sergeant (Army/Marine Corps) or above senior airman (Air Force) and below sergeant first class (Army), gunnery sergeant (Marine Corps), or technical sergeant (Air Force).

Mike was a staff sergeant in the Marine Corps.

by Nicolaivich January 19, 2004

scoff

a sarcastic cough
basically to cough and laugh at the same time to a funny situation

weak guy "im gonna beat you up"
tough guy "*scoff* yea sure"

by Money Fi$t April 3, 2005

Shoff swap

When having sexual intercouse and one switches from the vagina to the anus quickly and then looking at your penis to judge if analingus is safe.

"I can't beleive he tried a shoff swap on me, but when it came out clean he made me forget my concern."

by LesserGod March 1, 2005

Alex Staff

A slang term for a prominent member of the nazi party. Usually associated with someone performing a callous or cruel act, or insult which is particularly cutting. This is can only be used on blonde girls of small stature with a rack out of proportion with their height.

Jesus, that was hurtful. Is it alex staff day or something?

by Mr Derp May 14, 2012

Scoff Me

What is yelled out by someone requesting insertion by someone with a small, scoffable penis.

Your package looked pretty small in your tight pants earlier, but now I'm desperate. Scoff Me! Scoff Me! Scoff Me!

by jables April 25, 2005