Dirty stitch

When a French bulldog farts aggressively into the mouth of a human.

Yo my dog did a dirty stitch last night while I was asleep!

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cult stitch

When you need a lawyer fast but you only have £39 to your name and don't mind it coming from an anonymous source on the internet

I need to sue some stitches but my bank account is empty I need me a £39 cult stitch lawyer

cult stitch by Pugwasher November 20, 2021

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You got an ear surgery? Well get butterfly stitchez! Dey god for ear problem

Ear Stich?
Yeah! Its a Butterfly Stitch

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The line between a males ballsack and butthole.

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A stitch in which the needle is passes in and out of the fabric and lines the edges.

One way to add lace trimming to a garment is a whip stitch.

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The removal of ones testicles during a vasectomy procedure, upon the wives request.

"Oh yeah doc, go ahead and give him the Wife-Stitch. He'll be so much easier to deal with!"

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Noun - a long, narrow fabric needle sewn over the outer edge of the embroidery needle to protect the edge, wound into a strip or cord.

Example: As the embroidery needle reaches for the nodel stitch, the needle threads the needle and sends it through a twisting slit

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