Music Industry Standard Response

The Music Industry Standard Response is the general reply you will get from emailing or calling someone in the music industry. IE: NO FRIGGIN REPLY WHATSOEVER... NONE, RADIO SILENCE, A VOID OF COMMUNICATION, Absolutely bugger all response.

MISR is used by almost any part of the music industry as the first port of call when faced with a long question, a question they don't like, or respect enough with an answer.

"Hi Sir, I would like to book the Bum Luvin' Criminals for my wedding, do you think they would like $10k ?"

*Silence* - Music Industry Standard Response (ie no reply)

...And a day later we watch a bit of bush roll by, and a squeaky sign squeak in the wind.

by WhateverIamtoobusyforthis December 15, 2011

NEGRO STANDARD TIME

The time zone used by blacks anytime there is a scheduled event their time is always going to be 30 min to an hour after the scheduled start time of the event

a football game starts at 8pm blacks are going to use Negro Standard Time (NST)and be there at 8:30-9:00

by RobertMH January 17, 2008

standard code

A new form of programming, often consisting of code that won't compile even when the programmer is adamant that it is correct.

Upon discovering his code wouldn't compile, he exclaimed ' ... it's standard code! ... '

by A Ginger Ned February 24, 2005

standard bitch

BMI of 19-22, Jeans, shirt, fluffy boots, oversized brand-name sunglasses. Environmentalist, slightly hipster. 97% of them are blonde (natural or dye). Dislikes rap, rock. Usually at starbucks or holding some coffee. Everyone is a creep to her; except hot studs or rich guys. Frequently uses the phrase "I'm not racist but..." Owns a facebook and twitter account, intentionally posts vacation bikini pics. Won't do anal but has given several blowjobs @coachella. Heavy hashtag user. Usually in groups of other standard bitches. Has at least applied to college. Generous amount of duckfaces in her photos. Only drinks wine or liquors, no beer. Drives a car or SUV, no truck.

Friend: Hey, let's invite that girl to the pool party.
You: Nah, she's a standard bitch. She only hangs out with stuck-up dudes and girls @coachella

by The-Handle July 23, 2014

Black Standard Time

A time frame in which black people arrive incredibly late.

Yo man Jamal was on black standard time last night got to the club hella late

by Iwassomeoneonce July 14, 2019

Mormon Standard Time

Due to the struggle of having countless kids, Mormons run late to most every occasion. It is only acceptable to be late if you are Mormon, otherwise there is no excuse.

The meeting starts at 9:00 but we'll tell Steve that it starts at 8:30 because he runs on Mormon Standard Time.

by Sickle Mode August 22, 2019

racist double standard

A black guy can say "Black pride" all he wants, and everyone say's he's celebrating his heritage.

However, if a white person says "White pride", he's automatically a member of the KKK.

Now, I'm no racist. I have no problem with black people at all. However, what's up with this? I guess it was made up by the pinko commie liberal bastards who are ruining our country. Why can't we ship them all to some South Pacific island?

White Person - "White pride!"

Liberal Person - "Shut the fuck up, racist!"

Black Person - "Black pride!"

Liberal Person - "Good job on celebrating your heritage!"

Me - "WTF!?"

by AJAW December 3, 2004