3-stage shit

A shit that comes in three stages and is super-annoying because of the fact that you have to take a shit three times.

Tends to happen after not shitting for a while, eating a big meal, when you are sick, or when you've eaten some crappy food.

Stage 1: Normal shit: Comes out looking normal, but all at once.

Stage 2: Half-solid shit: Comes out all at once and is only half-solid.

Stage 3: All liquid: The shit just pours out of your ass in a shit-smoothie. Ass-washing is required.

Damn, I hate taking a 3-stage shit.

by Burnt Bread October 19, 2009

stage dive

if you are a huge person, and you see a 90 pound chick in the audience, don't stage dive in her direction. she will get crushed/hurt/pissed off. also a bunch of hardcore dudes will try to kick your ass because hurting little chicks at shows is just not cool.

i am still bitter to the fat ass who stage dived then landed on me while attending a the Bled show.

by tardXcore September 28, 2005

Craig Sager

Craig Sager, a popular sports broadcaster for TNT often wears awful suits. Thus, anyone wearing an awful suit, at a dinner event, wedding, funeral etc. is a Craig Sager.

Matt: What the fuck are you wearing?
Davis: What?
Matt: You look like Craig Sager.

(A poorly dressed man walks into a room)

"Look at that Craig Sager"

by OhioUBobcats May 4, 2009

stage curtains

extremly large red pissflaps.flaps that hang out of the vagina excessively.

that filthy slag has the largest stage curtains ive ever seen. i then proceeded to suck on her fat stage curtains followed by me taking a tip on her face.and then farting into her mouth and then i took a burst on her face. oh yeah

by Andrew McColl June 2, 2008

stanger

To Sting someone flicking the wrist , hitting them with the tips of your fingers.

Tom gave me a really bad stanger

by Ryan Hartigan , Sean Ryan October 10, 2006

stage fright

The tension of bladder exit muscles so that no pee can be expelled. It happens when other guys at the urinal are pissing away and also if one or two are hung like a horse and you are not.

"Hi guys Joe has stage fright again and can't pee." "I came in here because I need to pee bad. I am not leaving until I do"

by Clean Fil February 18, 2005

stater bros

Grocery store owned by Jack Brown. The gayest place on earth. Don't ever work here because you will regret and hate it.

Bob: Hey I got hired at Stater Bros today!
Bill: Ahh, man you're fucked!

by +Bob O+ August 28, 2008