go to stanford university

a nice way to say stfu without cursing

person 1 and 2: *talking really loudly*
person 3: why dont you both go to stanford university?
person 1 and 2: haha, very funny....wait what....fuck u.
person 3: hehehe

by oh heck nah November 17, 2022

jack stafford

A self centered twat that only cares about sex and goes out with a girl for their body. He is usually a perverted shithead. Everyone hates him, even his family are ashamed of him.

*goes out with girl, using her.
This is being a jack stafford

by 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 December 4, 2014

Peter [Lynn] [Stafford]

Some what of a homo. Likes men and Alex Hawley. He is into Mac also.

P.L.S. is possibly gay.

by desiredamonkey May 1, 2005

Stamford, CT

stamford is the biggest ghetto in fairfield county. we can't stand it when dumb mexicans and blacks come into greenwich from stamford to bother us. they just know that they are too poor to afford greenwich real estate. half of this town is white, and there are no country clubs in this town. everyone is poor, and there are stabbings and shootings at the public schools almost every week.

Stamford is really ghetto, and everyone their dresses wierd.

by badassprep June 9, 2005

Stamford

A boring town full of prude, mainly unattractive girls. Unlike nearby towns such as Hunter and Oneonta, most girls resemble the nearby farm animals as oppose to hot, curvy, sexually-generous females. Parties, for the most part, suck which is to be expected in a town of 2,000 people. In short, living in Stamford, New York is like being on the recieving end of the gagging wolf.

Mike:"Hey you want to go to Stamford I heard there is a party there."

Jerry:"Nah man I think I will just stay home and rub my nuts with a cheese grater."

by Brownie the Great October 16, 2008

matthew stafford

A human equivalent to plain yogurt.

Mediocrity personified.

She was cool but her friend was a real Matthew Stafford, kinda like eating ramen without flavoring.

by TomFree87 November 3, 2019

Stamford

A noun to describe one who judges with extreme bias. One who sees god's judgement inferior. This is due to the poser-inhabited town of Stamford, Connecticut. You can usually find a Stamford at Stamford High School, one of the many failing schools in Connecticut. Many people have noticed that trends in other states seem to start in Connecticut three years after their popularity. The biggest influence on the creation of a Stamford is the reality TV show, Jersey Shore. A Stamford can usually be seen sagging cheap skinny jeans and wearing fake polos and snapbacks hats. Many Stamfords cannot survive alone, for they are weak and unintelligent. That is why a Stamford is almost always seen in small groups consisting of 3-6 other Stamfords. Common belief is that there is always an alpha male or female in these groups. It is quite easy to spot one because the underlings always seem to cling to him/her.
NOTE: Stamfords have no knowledge of any actual trends or memes.

John: "Hey James, whats up?"
James: "Not much...wtf r u wearing?"
John: "Oh these? I spent mad cash on these clothes, $800!"
James: "O rly? I bet that $2 pricetag cost $2 then, huh?
John: "...umm yeah...hehe..."
James: "You're such a Stamford"
John: "What's that?"
James: *facepalm*

by 4chanisgreaterthantumblr February 3, 2012