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Smack my bitch up

To do something nice (esp. wonderful) for one's girlfriend, spouse, ho, etc., especially where the thing done is considered of high value by the recipient. The saying can be used both literally (as when administering a fix or donating the dope with which to do so) but is perhaps more often used figuratively (as when doing something considered nice).

Similar to "smacking oneself up", as in giving oneself a much needed fix, a reward fix, party fix, etc. To "smack up" someone, then---while not necessarily implying a positive motivation for the act---is usually considered a favorable act. And to smack one's bitch up is considered especially charming and gentlemanly, usually leading to some sort of reciprocity by said bitch.
Bo: Yo, Jim, I'm gonna smack my bitch up with these flowers and candy when I get home, so maybe I'll get lucky tonight.

Rufus: It cost me a couple of Jeffersons to smack my bitch up last night, baby, so don't get stingy on me tonight.
by Wayan October 27, 2007
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stick a broom up his arse

Slang, mainly UK, meaning that the person needs to be helped to get going on a task or get a better attitude in order to get motivated.
"If Jeff doesn't get on with it, you'll have to stick a broom up his arse to get him going!"
by Julie57 May 7, 2017
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smack my bitch up

It just means "modify my car."
by Janky Rolo April 11, 2005
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Up and Stuck

Just a new word for wake and bake ....but not just in the morning! :)
10:30pm UP AND STUCK! 3:15am UP AND STUCK! ...... 2:00pm UP AND STUCK!!!
by Baddasz July 3, 2011
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shut up ball sack

When you are being a leva but you already got called a leva. And you're a fake ass foo. The opposite of a trucha ass foo.
EY foo shut up ball sack. And after that suck my bolas.
by NacaWbangs June 26, 2016
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Stick the wind up them

Term used to express dissatisfaction of a groups or individuals motivation and encouragement of managerial force to motivate groups or individuals to show more urgency, detail, or quality in there work.
Once your in the meeting can you "Stick the wind up them" so that they understand the task is urgent.
by Big 'Orse October 24, 2018
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snack powered push up

Being powered through the consumption of illegal substances (snacks) and doing naked pushups late into the night powered directly through snacks!
Me: I hear your interested in teamwork so how about a session of snack powered push ups!
You: That sounds like a great time except for your gonna have to lick my taint first and grab hydration and possibly some sugar free pineapple lube! Stat McNasty!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself December 10, 2019
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