A statement one makes when they are about to leave the office, creating the image that they are being well behaved, but the more 'educated' colleagues know full well that person will be down the boozer until close.

Matt: Big plans this evening Mike?

Mike: No mate, straight home taking it easy tonight

{2 a.m down the Sea Horse}
Matt: Thought you were going straight home this evening?

Mike: grow up Matt, do you know they do a pizza and a pint for £10 - that's dinner sorted .

Straight home by ubei November 9, 2018

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straight busta

When your friendly homosapien gang member from Grove Street tries to tell you how much of a fuck up you are.

Same Old CJ! Busta, Straight BUSTA!

straight busta by dumcumpster March 6, 2018

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Straight up beasting

Utter dominance.

Did you see Kobe drop 35 last night? He was straight up beasting.

Straight up beasting by El Presador March 1, 2011

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Straight-through Jones

A rare and fortunate occurrence during busy hours found in car parks. The straight-through Jones is when two (vacant) parking positions line up end to end, allowing the lucky finder to drive straight through from one to other other negating the need to reverse in or out of said parking space.

Person 1: I will never find a parking spot at this rate!
Person 2: Oh look Dad, there's a straight-through Jones!

Straight-through Jones by Blob67 December 26, 2017

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