Squidding

Nutting ink
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators

“Did you hear about Jerry? His mom walked in on him choking his chicken and he started squidding all over her!!!”

by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024

lizard squading

The act of fucking around and getting caught.

Lizard Squading. Hallelujah.

by Lizard Squading March 29, 2015

goon squading

Acting wild asf

My friend is goon squading yelling at random old lady’s walking along the road

by Sneakysavage22 October 22, 2019

Squatting Mellon

The act of having a girl hang from a barbell upside down giving you a blow job while you are maxing out your squat. So that you sweat in her eyes and mouth so that you cause her much discomfort.

I have a terrible rash from that Squatting Mellon I performed last night.

by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds November 21, 2012

Squatting Samurai

Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed

Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!

by dixter's September 30, 2013

sludding

the act of slutty sledding.

The Australians and I went sludding during the first snow fall.

by IU Bitch September 3, 2014

sqauding

to meet or group up with your squad at a location. Squading typically happens before when everyone is planning on going somewhere as a group afterwards.

sqauding squad squaded

by BlackManChan January 9, 2016