a favourite pair of comfortable trousers esp. tracksuit or 'tracky' bottoms, used for idling and solitary 'recreation' while at home... generally not washed from one year to the next, the frontal area builds up a delightfully pungent, and crusty residue of semen...
also affectionately known as 'fronters'
also affectionately known as 'fronters'
Jell0r raced home from work, removed the gimpsuit, and retrieved his spunk-fronters from their position propped up against the wall... after chipping his way into them, the spunky front caressed his loins like sandpaper on wood..
by Tongeh September 26, 2006

the aftermath that a girl/guy pushes outta his/her butthole after a burtal assfuck, which can be a mixture of semen, sweat and or shit, and on rare instances, urine. The chances of having anal spunk are even greater if the person recieved a creampie(cumming inside someones asshole).
After having butt sex, Jessica had to push the anal spunk out of her ass.
Suzy had anal spunk seeping out of her butt after having ass sex.
Suzy had anal spunk seeping out of her butt after having ass sex.
by ADD86 October 28, 2007

A game you play in which you take a cracker, and set it on a stool in the middle of the room. You get a group of males, and they all stand around the stool, in a circle. All the guys drop their pants, while looking at everyone else, and start jerking off. Which is obviously awkward, as everyone is looking at you, and you're looking at them. When you succeed in getting off, you shoot it onto the cracker. The last person left at the end, has to eat the cracker.
by Jonesey314 August 23, 2011

"Hey dude, check that Spunk Target out! I'd love to give her the hot man fat in her ass!"
"Hey man, he's a total Spunk Target, I'd love to ram my hot pipe in his ass and download in him!"
"Hey man, he's a total Spunk Target, I'd love to ram my hot pipe in his ass and download in him!"
by Derk Diglers November 7, 2011

It was dreadfully embarrassing telling my boss i needed time off sick as i was pissing broken glass following some horizontal jogging with a spunk bucket.
by Dunky Oggins December 8, 2003

Ugly fat (usually drunk) girl that you dont want to fuck, and she doesnt care because she just wants to blow you off and drink yer cum.
by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

a big chunky boi with teeth like the sign of infinity, he defines himself as bi but he is truly a beluga. his quiff looks like a ruler that just survived 14 wars with bulgaria. he will wear a bracelet given to him by his daddy uwu. this man watches doc Mcstuffins every tuesday unless it is march. he looks like an emo who really needs his period. he smells like a combination of dead fish and frog piss. his weeny is very smoll
by father of spunk November 8, 2019
