scrumpchidilyumptious

When something taste like fucking oreos inside of heaven

That triple deluxe super caramel hot fudge m&m peanut butter brownie sundae was fucking scrumpchidilyumptious.

by that guy from walmart April 23, 2014

Scrumptabulous

When someone or something is too good to be true or to amazing to exist.

That monkey riding a unicycle is scrumptabulous!

by oface3 January 22, 2017

Scrump

Doing something highly unnecessary. Being annoying

I'm going to write all the emojis in the world!
Your just a scrump if you kick me one more time

by Maditine July 29, 2017

scrumptateu

Scrumptious, Delicious, attractive, overall very good

mmm bro she looks scrumptateu!

This Pizza, mmm scrumptateu

by Kcorb Yelvis August 29, 2017

Scrump

A term for a shriveled or scrunched up scrotum.

If it gets any colder I'm gonna get scrumped!

by Mr ShuvNStuff September 1, 2018

scrumptious slugs

Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,

I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.

To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.

Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.

Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs

by T H O T P O L I C E October 3, 2018

scrumptch

The level of deliciousness or tastiness that something can be. A condensed version of scrumptious.

"Hey bro, did you see Karina's ass in those yoga pants? Scrumptch!"

by sliceofhell January 28, 2019